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Beijing H3 #2193 2025 Sauna hash
Finally, BJ Hash’s annual Sauna Hash is BACK! With March 8th—International Women’s Day—in full swing, we hares are set to lead our Beijing wanker hashers in a full-throttle “service” for the most beautiful Beijing women hashers!
So, based on the theme of this hash, every male hasher is expected to unconditionally submit to whatever the female hasher wants!
Fellow hashers, this isn’t your ordinary hash—it’s a wild celebration! We’ll kick things off with a spirited run and add some mischief in honor of Women’s Day. We’ve lined up a series of games just for the occasion—guaranteed to excite you and earn you some cool prizes.
Now, let’s talk about our venue—the sauna near Qingnianlu. This isn’t just any sauna, it’s a standout in Beijing hash history! With spacious rooms, stylish decor, and friendly prices, it offers everything from great pools and entertainment areas to a restaurant with tasty eats.
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What you can do are: enjoy a nude soak, movie marathon, a game of hide-and-seek, an all-you-can-eat feast, some PS5/PC gaming, or even a wild pillow fight. And the highlight: there’s a massive orgy room (complete with KTV) where you can truly let loose!
This time, we’re blending sweat, laughter, and beer to ignite the “men serving women” spirit. Whether you’re a newbie or a veteran hasher, don’t miss this fun bash! Join us as we pay a heartfelt tribute to every amazing woman in Beijing.
So, what are you waiting for? Mark your calendars for March 8th and get ready to unleash your inner beast at the bold, fun Sauna Hash in BJ Hash history! Let’s run, laugh, and celebrate Women’s Day like only Beijing hashers can—unforgettable and full of energy!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
NO HASHY DINNER
We eat dinner in the Sauna! Pay as you order.
Sauna ticket:
Around 135rmb, pay at the sauna front desk.
Bringing your ID or passport!!!
Ticket include:
shower & pool, sauna, full entertainment areas
Extra payment items:
PS5/PC game, KTV (339 for 3 hours, cheap as fuck), overnight stay (2:00am-7:00am, 39), Spa & Massage, Majiang & poker game room
Attention:
If we have over 15 people join the sauna, then we can get a 15% off for all the Extra payment items (include dinner, snacks and beer)
Your Hares:
Teabag virgin, Just Ozan, Too Hot To Handle
Trail:
Trail is A-B, bag drop not available.
Hairy Hashers:
The trail is not dog-friendly
When:
Saturday 8th March 2025. Meet at 13:30, the run starts at 14:00
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 1, Gaobeidian Station, Exit A1, walk east for about 140 meters.
地铁一号线高碑店站A1口出，向东走大约140米
Address:
兴隆野郊公园-南门
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Upcoming Hareline:
NB: please volunteer, or be voluntold, to hare on 30 March or 5 April. Contact one of the shitty Hare Razors
| Date | Hash# | Special Event / Notes | Running Hares | Walking Hares | |
| 15-Mar-25 | 2194 | Pickle Boy / Cums4Seconds | Not Tonight | ||
| 22-Mar-25 | 2195 | All Asshole No Sack / Pukelid’s Taxivomitry | Crack Mouth Trash | ||
| 30-Mar-25 | sun | 2196 | Boxer on 29th | Pickle Boy /xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | Finerack |
| 05-Apr-25 | 2197 | (Away Hash weekend) | Pickle Boy / xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | Just Feya (virgin hare) / xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
BJH3 #2192 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Run
In the depth of winter, folks learned that within prototype lays an invincible summer. Dichotomy is sticking around which fire and ice are not yielding one another. The decline and rebirth of autumn dilute hatred and antagonism. Ultimately, spring is the time when new life thrives and blends. Oof-birds! The season of warm blooms is now – get outdoors to light up your overlapping shadows, open your curious mind, and reset your voyage.
Walking Hare: John Waynes Gay Semen
Running Hare: Pickle Boy
Trail: A to A with bag drop and dog friendly trail
Hash Cash: 30rmb for trail, beer stops and circle. +75rmb for dinner
When: 1:30pm meet-up 2:00pm start; Sartuday; March 1st
Where: Alpha Food (North Third Ring Road East Store) 阿尔法新疆美食(北三环东路店)
Address: Building 17, Shenggu Nanli, North 3rd ring road, Chaoyang District (218m walk from Exit G of Heping Xiqiao Subway Station； Line12 and Line 5)
朝阳区北三环胜古南里17号楼(12号线和5号线和平西桥地铁站G口步行218米)
Directions:
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!