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BJH3 #2194 Leprecon Run
To wear green garments, a red hat, a pair of glasses on your nose, leather boots with silver buckles, and hold a small hammer. Release your inner leprecons in exchange for a fortune wish, then drink a glass of Guinness beer to achieve it. Saint Patrick guides YOU, to read the Book of Kells, play the uilleann pipes, kiss the Blarney stone, put on the Claddagh ring and walk to the Giant’s Causeway. Let’s see how many lucky things we can spot on a pub crawling trail, shall we? Oh, probably a few hashing leprecons’ll enter a burger eating contest at a homey bar.
Walking Hare: Shtupwaffel, Horizontal Shit Stains
Running Hare: Pickle Boy
Trail: A to B without bag drop
Hash Cash: 20rmb for circle, pay on your own for trail, no dinner
When:
2:00pm meet-up 3:00pm start; Sartuday; March 15
Where: The Factory Craft Beer 鼓楼工厂精酿
Address: 1st Floor, No.135 Gulou East Street, Dongcheng District. 东城区鼓楼东大街135号1楼
D’erections:
From Shichahai Subway Exit A2 to the meeting point, walk 811 meters to reach. 从什刹海地铁A2出口到集合点，步行811米到达
Upcoming Hareline:
NB: please volunteer, or be voluntold, to hare on 30 March or 5 April. Contact one of the shitty Hare Razors
| Date | Hash# | Special Event / Notes | Running Hares | Walking Hares | |
| 15-Mar-25 | 2194 | Pickle Boy / Cums4Seconds | Not Tonight | ||
| 22-Mar-25 | 2195 | All Asshole No Sack / Pukelid’s Taxivomitry | Crack Mouth Trash | ||
| 30-Mar-25 | sun | 2196 | Boxer on 29th | Pickle Boy /xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | Finerack |
| 05-Apr-25 | 2197 | (Away Hash weekend) | Pickle Boy / xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | Just Feya (virgin hare) / xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
Beijing Full Moon H3 #207 Prison Break!
On one chilly, mid-March full moon evening in 1963, the world’s most notorious prison – Alcatraz – closed for good. In honour of this inescapable prison, your Full Moon Hash MisMan team has decided to organise a prison break.
Escaping from The Rock may have been seen as an impossible feat 60+ years ago, but three inmates in 1962 managed just that by using a raft made from raincoats. Join us this Friday as we attempt the most daring prison break since!
But just what are we breaking free from, you ask? Our corporate muggle job shackles? Social norms? Constraints on our sexuality? Possibly all of the above!
Break free from your meek human form and embrace your inner lupine werewolf as we traverse the moonlit alleys of 798!
Aaaas we know (as we know), 798 Art District is a former military factory complex built in the 1950s as a joint project between China, East Germany, and the Soviet Union. However, the factories gradually declined and by the 1990s most had ceased production.
Beijing’s contemporary artists started moving in to the now empty Bauhaus-inspired factories and buildings, using the spaces as their working artists’ studios. This artist community thrived and many galleries and art spaces opened, turning 798 into the internationally-renown art destination we know today.
Hash rumour has it that inmate no. 69, aka our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise, has spent his time behind bars perfecting the art of concocting prison hooch. What he has brewed up using only leftover fruit from meal times and smuggled in contraband will surely blow your prison jumpsuit off. We’re calling it Prison Libre.
“We’ve got runners!” the prison wardens will shout, as a gaggle of drunken hashers stumble their way through 798 to avoid being incarcerated again. We’ll have games of cops vs robbers at the beer stop and other special themed surprises. So cum join us as we explore this architecturally unique area of northeastern Beijing, everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: Wear that sexy police uniform from Halloween! Put on that orange jumpsuit! Finally put those handcuffs that have been laying in your bedside table to use! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Prison Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Prison Runner: Silent Suck-off
Trail: Trail is A to B with no bag drop available (you wouldn’t break back in to prison, would you?)
When: Friday, 14th March 2025
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Jing-A Taproom 798京A Taproom（798店）
北京市朝阳区酒仙桥路2号798艺术区中二街D-06
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Jing-A before, or at Buddy’s after
On-after: Buddy’s!
D’erections to Jing-A 798:
Wangjing Nan Metro Station Exit B1
望京南地铁站B1出口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!