Finger My Dough and Discount Dildo have joined forces to bring you this illustrious run. ”Finger My Dumpling” come and sport what’s left of your Maovember stash… Santa costume of yester-year or Hawaiian lei, as we will be exercising our right to drink, run and Hawaiian Hula at the same time. No excuses for no shows, Christmas and Chanukah are over!
You’re less hungover than anticipated and you’ve trained your mother to never expect a Sunday phone call, period. If you’re STILL opposed to cuming know that a CHEF chose the restaurant and you will be missing the best fresh dumplings of your life if you don’t stay for dinner! So kiss the Year of the Horse goodbye!
Melekalikimakah is the thing to say as you Hash another Sunday Away!
That’s the island greeting that we send to you from the land where Palm Trees Sway!
There we know that Hashing will be green and bright.
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night.
Melekalikimaka is a Hashers way to say Merry Christmechanakawanza to you!
THERE WILL BE AT LEAST ONE BEER STOP, AT LEAST ONE PARK, AND AT LEAST ONE (COLD) DOGGIE!