Join us this Sunday as your all-Chinese triplet of intrepid hashers leads us through the mysterious, labryrinthine alleyways of Sanlitun, where surely no foreign hasher has ever trod before or will tread again. See the home stadium of the greatest soccer team in the world, Beijing Guo’an, and celebrate their impending victory in 2015. Personally, I am sure Beijing Guo’an will win the championship of the China Super League, because some tea leaves/beer froth/Nut Pirate told me so. They also told me that this Sunday’s hash will be “adequate”. On on!