Those Firecrackers were really something weren’t they?!You were worried about the display living up to your early Beijing memories of snow capped hutongs in the Guloudajie and car sirens blaring and car owners threatening to sue whoever accidentally 烤肉’d their Mercedes. You moved out to the Suburbs and were expecting to be left with the firebrand in your paws and no one to notice your home-made candy grenade..Alas turns out all those rich villa types dug deep in their wallet and sprang for the 10,000Bangs. 兴一一兴 Security officers sat in the middle of the road in wicker chairs shouting “非常漂亮” at the naked beauty of 55 sky starbursts ignoring traffic streaking past under raining ash. Suffering from Pyrotechnic Sheep Diablos you did what only HASHer could do,cradled your loved one and sprinted nearly wounded through the Hunger games of an empty 京 wondering when the next Bang would roast your sheep.
Come out to the HASH and Fire in the Sheep hole. I mean Fire your Sheep. I mean light that MFB, you definitely wanna recreate the scene once more.

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  • Hares:
    Dildo D., Agent Orgy, West-side farter.
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 22nd February 2015
  • Time:
    Meet at 13:30, run starts at 14:00
  • Hash Cash:
    20 RMB Run and Circle; 70 RMB Run, Circle and Dinner
  • D’erections:
    Shuangqinglu Xiwangzhuang
    400m to the west from Qinghuadonglu (清华东路地铁站) subway station.