We yelled ‘Yahoo!’ when we were freed from our work overlords for our Spring Festival vacation. Now that we’ve all returned to Beijing, and are working on a Saturday, it’s the twentieth anniversary of the founding of ‘Yahoo!’ itself. The only users of ‘Yahoo!’ are our grandparents’ age, so let’s get together to run like old, cranky people forced to work after a week of too much sleep and relaxation.
This Cocks One On run will be brought to you by Shitfaced Cockmaster, Chokes One Out, and Heart On. And by Xanax.