We yelled ‘Yahoo!’ when we were freed from our work overlords for our Spring Festival vacation. Now that we’ve all returned to Beijing, and are working on a Saturday, it’s the twentieth anniversary of the founding of ‘Yahoo!’ itself. The only users of ‘Yahoo!’ are our grandparents’ age, so let’s get together to run like old, cranky people forced to work after a week of too much sleep and relaxation.

This Cocks One On run will be brought to you by Shitfaced Cockmaster, Chokes One Out, and Heart On. And by Xanax.

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  • Hares:
    Shitfaced Cockmaster, Chokes One Out, Heart On
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 1st March 2015
  • Time:
    Meet at 13:30, run starts at 14:00
  • Hash Cash:
    20 RMB Run and Circle; 70 RMB Run, Circle and Dinner
  • Restaurant:
    丝路印象新疆餐厅 / Silk Road Impressions Xinjiang Restaurant
    和平里中街17号天元和平商业大厦1楼(近和平里西街) / Hepingli Zhongjie 17, Tianyuan Heping Tower Building 1
  • D’erections:
    Hepingli Beijie Station Exit C (Line 5), walk south and take the first left at Hepingli Zhongjie, its the big restaurant with the Islamic style facade. Follow the marks!