Oops I Did it Again


It’s been a while since the boxer hash did a lot of things. Run in the fragrant hills, for one. Lose Marks & Spencer, for another. Run in circles up hillsides through thorn bushes…curse the hares… Yes, there’s much we’ve missed in the last year. That’s why Herr Splashy Pants and Six Kuai Short have teamed up to temporarily rescind Urine Trouble’s lifetime ban on haring boxer hashes. The trail will be in those most 香 of 山 just outside of Beijing, and we promise that this time it will resemble a trail rather than a machete training course.


Six Kuai Short, Herr Splashy Pants & Urine Trouble


About 10k, including a mountaintop beer stop. Walkers’ trail about 6k. Hares report that “runners may encounter mild shiggy.”


Saturday, March 26, 2016


Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! Bargain!

Meet up:

Paddy O’Shea’s (28 Dongzhimen Wai Dajie 东直门外大街28号, across from the Australian and the Canadian Embassy). Drinks will be available. Boxer will provide a modest assortment of breakfast items.


Fragrant Hills (Xiangshan 香山)

What to bring:

A machete. High socks. Your cell phone (looking at you, Marks & Sparks). Running shoes.


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