Brain may only be able to hold three or four things in conscious mind at one time. Five ways to beef up brain: 1. Eat brain food; 2. Hit the gym; 3. Mind benders; 4. Memory tricks; 5. Give it a rest.
Now it’s time to be Bjorn Again…
Each and every hasher has become Bjorn Again to keep young and fashionable pioneer on end. As GM Six Kuai Short passionately announces to celebrate a birthday of “29” years old for our beloved Bjorn Again in circle, BA snaps back, “No, I’m 28!” indeed, who can gainsay our hashing way is not rejuvenated. Another GM Agent Orgy takes out an in-built-lady glass and two cans of Swedish beer to award BA for his golden time as hare. Hashers belt out Hash Birthday song to bless him. Our two GMs in turns spark off their passion into soul of each hasher. Godzilla Butt is granted Bitch Slapper to maintain order. The circle ritual is perched at a secluded fenced platform along a busy main road of Dongzhimenwai, although Bearded Clam wearing a Zulu chief’s topknot made of plume has nosed out a puff of urinary smell over there whatever puppy or people did, he’s still called out to hitch to Super Squirter with a pink neckerchief; Charlie Peanut careens into the circle and many hashers rush in and sing, “Lost control! Lost control!..” RA Blister Fister sheathes the Arm Cast into an arm of Piss & Bitch for a tricky drink and spins off a shtick of beer abuse; Just Greg organizes a harmonic minor song with hashers and showcases a sort of level; Just Maria is up to adjust her focal length to click many candid photographs for hashers; of course, Fetus Envy and Penis Tone adorning the shades respectively shape a duo for a cool show of antiphon; Creamy Cupcake observes a young girl onlooker watches the circle for a while with great interest, Pickle Boy drags both of them in circle to lush for a new latecomer; prologue is for six virgins and couples of long-time-no-sees and two latecomers make a stage poses and working in sideshow of three hares like BA, Lost in Marks & Spencer and Breakfast Included. Highlight is RA BF names Just Jing on her knees in circle, after many nominations, Bangs With No Mercy’s found her a specialty of naming people and wins a blast of cheers for Open Wide to Just Jing whom accepts a downpour of beer from hashers’s blessing, coupled with Hash Song and scream; BF precents a chorus of Swing Low altogether as an upshot. About fifteen hashers taste a local delicious food in private space.
The two beer stops are set in a narrow and noisy hutongs in a transmigration of trail and half and half of runners and walkers because some runners lost their way and have to slip into the walking group in a zigzag alleyway like Tight Quim, Just Wendy, etc. Hashers oft shout out for the passing of vehicles and passers-by, “Make a hole! Make a hole!…” and at the second beer stop, our two GMs who might miss their way don’t turn up and most change into walkers without GM to call for Open Check after it’s time to move on. A bit innovative and tantalizing two marks for Beer Near actually are beer far to the first beer stop. The frequented area including streets and alleys and foot bridge into the bargain do not bewilder hashers, such as BF, PB, Circle K, Finger My Dough, Herr Splashy Pants, Just Greg, CC, Box Breaker (coming back for visiting), etc. Colonize This asks the hutong name but it’s called PaoJun hutong that means prison and police station at the end of Qing dynasty; Crash Test Dummy seldom drinks and stretches his legs outside of talking group; Hard to Live with stays alone as usual; and have never seen Just Xixi drinking and sits down in a corner in silence; Pekinsky Bikinsky’s voluble with two Russian girls as virgins; Pussy Nibble and Dickmocracy don’t partake the circle and leave early after hashing; Nut Pirate appears out of nowhere in hutong before the second beer stop; during homestretch, uncommonly seeing that Roger Rabbit runs forward vigorously; even so Just Judy is the first time to join hashing, she is able to identify herself with hashers shortly; Just Chris as visitor is the second time to squeeze in the virgin group in circle to feel a fresh feeling. Have heard that there would be more visitors and virgins coming up to Beijing for hashing and experiencing a new-old overlong alternative period of region. Pointing self to land a fulcrum of going afoot and standing aloof and no mistake, withal…
On On…
Pickle Boy
Beijing, Tuesday,
April 26, 2016
