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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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Our next run is…
BJH3#2230, The Singles’ Day Chase: A Houhai Rendezvous
Ass we know (as we know), Halloween’s thrills soon give way to Single’s Day’s anticipation. This November 1st, BJH3 offers a curated transition: a “Love Encounter” along the vibrant shores of Houhai.
This gathering is more than a simple run/walk; it is a spirited pursuit for the playful heart. Cum and join our convivial trail to awaken your adventurous spirit, where a chance connection might evolve into a captivating intrigue. Let the crisp autumn air inspire a new chemistry, transforming the afternoon into a potential prelude to romance.
Hash cash: 30rmb for beer stops and circle. 75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Necro feel me up
Five dickheads
Just LuLu
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers：
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday , Nov.1st, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
叁更Timekeepers Ball House
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 8, Shichahai subway stop, Exit A2
8号线什刹海地铁站, 出口A2
Address:
Xi’an Restaurant (Gulou Branch), Di’anmen Outer Street No.26 (Gulou East Street Gulou West Street Jian), Xicheng
西安饭庄（鼓楼店），北京市西城区地安门外大街26号（鼓楼东大街鼓楼西大街间）
BJH3 #2228, One Hash After Another
Rise and Shine
R U!
Good Morning
Checking!
Why?
ON ON!
What time is it?
TIME TO GREASE THE AMOR!!!
The Beijing 75, (aka Beijing HHH) has spent the last 46 years sowing chaos and destruction while drinking as many Yanjings (Modelo eqivalent) as humanely possible. Now the hashers are on the run as Colonel Shtupwaffel is determined to find and detain all the wankers who are too lazy to hare!
After the hard arm of the law of the Hare Razor has come down and lazy hashers go into hiding a few Revolutionaries remain to continue the movement and mission of the Hash.
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry and Hardcore Outdoor will lay the trail for run #2228 as we Battle and fight for our freedom and the freedom of the generations ahead of us to hash, sing, and drink excessive amounts of beer.
At Hash it’s always ok to have a few small Beers, or Big beers.
Sign up to Hare or Colonel Shtupwaffel will hunt you down and find you!
Hash cash:
30rmb for Trail (beer stops and circle).
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
105 for Trail + Dinner
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Hardcore Outdoor
Tea Bag Virgin
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Oct.25th, Sat, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
DaWangLu Exit B
大望路 B口
Address:
Sichuan Flavor Restaurant (West DaWang Road Branch)
川味小馆（西大望路店）西大望路甲12号
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!