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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3
Our next run is…
BJH3#2227: A Toast to the Original Swifties: Concorde, Beer, and Questionable Cardio.
On this day, October 19, 1977, a magnificent metal bird with a pointy, droopy nose did something truly audacious. The Concorde made the transatlantic journey from France to New York City, once a plodding affair, in 3.5 hours—less time than it takes to assemble IKEA furniture or decide what to watch on Netflix.
And how do we, the modern-day champions of questionable life choices, honor this feat of breathtaking speed and engineering? We lace up our running shoes, of course.
We may not be traveling at Mach 2, but we chase our own ludicrous speeds. We are the Concordes of the cul-de-sac, the supersonic sprinters of the sidewalk. Our “sonic boom” is the heavy, rhythmic gasping we produce while trying to conquer a slight incline. Our “transatlantic journey” is the 5K we swore we’d train for, and our “graceful landing” is the glorious, wheezing collapse onto a bar stool. The Concorde required thousands of gallons of specialized jet fuel. Our needs are simpler, yet no less crucial: about 16 ounces of beer to restore our electrolytes and our questionable judgment.
Hash Cash:
30 RMB (run, beer, circle)
75 RMB (run, beer, circle, dinner) NOTE: No refunds after the last beer stop.
Your Hares:
Spuds
Texas Blow ‘Ho
Japanese Porn Squeak
Trail:
A- A. Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers: Trail and restaurant are NOT dog-friendly.
When:
Sunday, October 19th.
Meet up – 1:30 pm
Start – 2:00 pm
On- after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
1.Agricultural Exhibition Center, Exit A.农业展览馆, 出口 A. Walk 1.3 km north to Nongzhangguan North Road农展馆北路. Turn right and walk 1.2 km,
- Zaoying, Exit A. 枣营, 出口 Walk 1.2 km west on Nongzhangguan North Road 农展馆北路.
Address:
川湘小馆(麦子店)
朝阳区麦子店街8号东侧
Sichuan-Xiang Bistro (Maizidian)
East side of No. 8 Maizidian Street, Chaoyang District
Beijing Boxer run #244: Munchen Dick
The Book Moby Dick was released on October 18th, 1851. Exactly 174 years later Beijing Boxer is hosting run number #244.
The book follows Captain Ahab and his relentless pursuit of the White Whale named “Moby Dick”. His quest to find the white whale consumes his every thought and drives him towards madness and destruction, ultimately leading him to his and his crew’s demise and horrific deaths.
Hashers meanwhile have a different obsession which is of course BEER! Like Captain Ahab hashers will go on a quest to find ice cold beer even if it kills them and everyone else along the way.
Join us at Boxer #244 as we conquer the mountains find our own White Whale.
Electronic Artist Moby. Who has a dick.
When:
Saturday, October 18th
10月18日星期六
Hares:
Munchen Ass, Downward Facing Schnitzel
Cums 4 Seconds
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (Across from Paddy O` Shea`s), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at MaLianWa Exit C,…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点Pizza Hut出发，9点半马连洼站C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash
200 RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Dinner
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer
-Special cocktails
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
People also need to bring ID or Passport
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)
必胜客东直门
朝阳区-东直门外大街27号
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!