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BJH3 #2226 Sunday Oct 12th- “I love La Seine” HASH
Je t’aime,Paris.
J’aime La Seine.
Je t’aime…
Do you love Paris?
Do you love La Seine?
Do you still miss the romantic French you fell in love with by La Seine?
Well…
La Seine in Paris is 8000KM away.
But LIANGMA river is just around the corner.
LIANGMA river is called “La Seine in Beijing”.
Come join us!
We will walk/run along the LIANGMA river and SOLANA.
Enjoy the romantic atmosphere of La Seine!
The most mysterious, elegant and romantic people are hanging around this region .
Find the heart fluttering feeling again!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB for drinks, trail and circle; plus 75 RMB for dinner(NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Running Hare: tea bag virgin
Walking Hare:Four dickheads, Just Hou
Trail: A to A with bag drop at the restaurant
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
We want to encourage all the shitty hashers to wear hash clothes if they have them, and also to bring their hash beer mugs if they have got one as a run reward – so we don’t fuck up the environment with discarded cardboard or plastic cups.
Hairy Hashers: The trail is dog friendly, but restaurant is not.
When: 1:30 pm meet-up, 2:00 pm start; Sunday; Oct 12；Prelube starts at 1pm.
On-after:Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s or bars in SOLANA.
D’erections to meet up spot:
1. Walk 700 meters east from Exit B of LIANGMA QIAO Station on Metro Line 10. 从地铁10号线，亮马桥站B出口向东走700米。
2. Walk 800 meters west from Exit D of DONGFENG BEI QIAO Station on Metro Line 14. 从地铁14号线，东风被桥站D出口向西走800米。
Address: meet up: #1 CHAOYANG PARK Road, CHAOYANG District, Beijing.
QINGJIN SHANXI restaurant（Lucky street）.
北京市朝阳区麦子店街道朝阳公园路1号, 请晋山西餐社（好运街店）
Beijing Full Moon H3 #214 Naughty Art Auction
“Draw me like one of your French girls.”
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), once a year we Beijing hashers gather together to create and auction the naughtiest, sauciest, sexiest art that the ‘Jing has ever seen! Cum join us on Friday October 17th as we run, drink, draw, and auction – all for a good cause!
Paint boobs and bottoms! Sketch intricate sex positions (or go with the hashers’ old favourite 69)! Shoot intimate boudoir photography! Or choreograph a seductive interpretative dance! All forms of art are welcome and we appreciate any artwork donated for the art auction.
But just why are we auctioning off suggestive artworks, you ask? All proceeds from the Naughty Art Auction will be combined with the proceeds from this year’s Northern Alliance, All China Nash Hash 2025, and the 24-Hour Relay Challenge and donated to Heart to Heart Shanghai.
Heart to Heart helps provide corrective surgery for children from all over China with congenital heart disease whose parents are unable to afford the surgery. To date, Heart to Heart has sponsored over 3,760 underprivileged children to have the corrective heart surgery they need. Further information about Heart to Heart can be found at the bottom of this article.
Previous examples of artworks painted by your fellow Beijing Hashers and auctioned for charity. Let your imagination run wild!
The trail will start from the renowned artist den Timekeepers, weave its way through the historic hutongs of Gulou, and finish with the art auction under the moonlit gaze of the Drum & Bell Towers. A social sketching game will be held at the beer stop, with the victorious hashers winning eternal fame and glory.
Artworks can be dropped at Timekeepers before the run and we will pick them up for the art auction after the run.
You do not need to bring a piece of art yourself (although it would be appreciated), everyone is welcome to join the run and participate in the charity art auction.
The Full Moon in October is known as the Hunter’s Moon as it is particularly bright and long in the sky, giving hunters the opportunity to stalk prey at night. Embrace your inner lupine werewolf and stalk the hares through the moonlit hutongs of Beijing!
Our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has concocted limited edition Canned COCKtails by condensing leftover paint fumes into a refreshing liquor. Hashrumour has it, some of the best artworks in history were created in a drunken stupor. And who doesn’t love a boozy auction?
So get painting/sketching/photographing/creating and cum join us on Friday 17th of October for our annual Naughty Art Auction! Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: Put on that artists apron and pop a paintbrush behind your ear! Complete the look with a chic beret and a sultry moustache! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Running Rembrandt: Singaporn Star
Walking Warhols: Bloody Butt Precise, Silent Suck-off
Trail: Trail is A to A. Bag and artwork drop is available at A.
When: Friday, 17th October 2025
7:00 pm meet-up at Timekeepers
7:30 pm start
Meet Up:叁更Timekeepers at Ballhouse
北京市东城区钟楼湾胡同40号
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Timekeepers:
Shichahai Metro Station Exit A2
什刹海地铁站A2出口
Here’s a little introduction for Heart to Heart. 心连心的简介
Heart to Heart is an organization that provides money for life-saving heart surgeries for children all around China.
“心连心”是一家公益组织，致力于为中国各地需要救助的儿童提供心脏手术资金支持。
Your support of Heart to Heart is a wonderful thing. Our donation will help children obtain the heart surgery he/she needs but couldn’t otherwise obtain. That surgery will truly change the child’s entire life and that of his/her family. So it’s an amazing thing you are doing. Thank you.
您对“心连心”项目的支持，这份善举令人感动。您的善款将帮助孩子们获得原本无法进行的心脏手术。这场手术将彻底改变孩子及其家庭的命运。您所做的这一切意义非凡，谨致以诚挚谢意。
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!