Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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Our next run is…
BJH3#2225, Golden Week Goldmember
Golden Week is here. If you’re still in Beijing, that means you are looking for someone to do and some beer to drink. Luckily, we have you covered (on at least one of those). Come out to WudaoKou to get your groove on and enjoy this shagadelic Hash, baby. Yeah!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
All Asshole, No Sack; Crack Mouth Trash; Just Aimme
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, October 4th
2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Exit B Wudaokou station (Line 13), walk 770 meters southeast
从武道口站（13号线）B出口向东南步行770米
Address:
Resto/meet up: 95号酱骨·一块豆腐(展春园西路店)
展春园西路2号蓟鑫大厦一层
Upcoming Hareline:
21-Oct-25 (Sunday) Run #2226 – Tea Bag Virgin; Two Dickheads; Just Lily Hou
BJH3 #2224 Gloriass 5 Divine Bootyvention
As we know (As we know) the rapture is coming and all of the Believers of Booty will ascend into heaven and shake their rumps for all of eternity with Jesus. The non-believers unfortunately will be stuck on earth with nothing but flat empty shorts with nothing to fill them as they burn and die in the Apocalypse.
Don’t be left Behind and find the Gospel. Come to the Fifth Annual Gloriass Run and let your big plump peach shine in the sun.
Pictured Above: Write up for the First ever Gloriass Run, BJH3 #2024
The Gloriass Run was created 4 years ago as a mission to bring awareness to buts and their valuable contributions to society and humanity as a whole. The first Gloriass Run was Run #2024; exactly 200 runs later the Beijing Hash House Harriers is hosting Gloriass 5, expected to be bigger and better than ever.
Hash Cash：
30 RMB（run, beer, circle), 105 RMB(run, beer, circle, dinner)
Your Hares:
Snake Cunter, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Just Sean
Trail:
A-A (NOT a dog friendly route). Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
When:
Saturday, September 27th.
Meet-up = 2:30 pm
Run Starts = 3:00 pm
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O`Shea`s of course.
Followed by our on-after-the-after at QS for the real legends.
Meet up:
邻家小馆(华诚商业店)
Address: 望京花家地南街3号
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!