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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2223 2nd Annual 24 Hour Relay Challenge
THE BEIJING H3 24 Hour Challenge is Back and better than ever! Last year Beijing Hashers ran 278 kilometers and raised 17,000 RMB for Heart to Heart for Children’s Heart surgeries. This year can we get to 300 kilometers, 400, 800? It all depends on you showing up!
Starting at 10am Saturday Setember 20th hashers will set off with a relay baton and do 1 km laps around Liangma River. One hasher will then drink a beer and then hand the baton off to another hasher and so on.
The goal is to see how many 1 km laps a relay team of hashers can complete in 24hours, finishing at 10am the next day, September 21st.
You don’t need to stay for the Full 24 Hours, can come and go and come back the next day but the relay will be going continuously.
Like other similar Events we are taking pledges for every lap the Hashing relay team completes. If the relay team completes 200 laps, a 1 rmb per lap pledge results in a 200 rmb donation towards Heart to Heart and to help fund other BJH3 events such as 2025 Hashmas.
Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Necro Feel Me Up, Just Donna
Type:
A to A,Bag Drop Available
When:
Saturday September 20th – Sunday September 21st 2025
Time:
Meet at 9:30 am, run starts at 10:00 am
Hash Cash:
50 RMB for Trail;No Dinner
Meetup:Liangma River, near Great Leap Brewing新源街店
BJH3 #2221: 69 Sips to Heaven
Are your legs feeling pure and unsullied? Is your liver functioning at peak, worry-free efficiency? Does the prospect of a Saturday afternoon fill you with wholesome, productive joy?
WELL, STOP THAT. IT’S DISGUSTING.
The Beijing Hash House Harriers are here to violently correct this tragic state of affairs with a run so epic, so debaucherous, it can only be described in the sacred numerical form of the forbidden lotus: 69.
What’s the 69? It’s the 6th of September, you filthy animal! But it’s also the theme, the vibe, the position from which we will all be enjoying our ice-cold, post-trail salvation. Get your mind out of the gutter and into the beer cooler!
ON ON! to the Lidu area, a concrete jungle ripe for hashing, where the streets are wide and the opportunities for getting gloriously lost are endless. We’ve scouted a trail that’s got more twists and turns than a Beijing taxi driver’s sense of direction.
Note:
Bring your swim suit / swim gear. If the conditions are right, we will have refreshing jump into Ba River.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Running Hare: Shtupwaffel, Vinegar Stroke
Walking Hare: Just Anna, Bloody Butt Precise
Trail:
Trail is A-B with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is little away from the restaurant (about 1km), but we will return there for dinner.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, restaurant might not
When:
Saturday 6 September 2025 aka 6.9.
2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Buddy’s Irish Pub in Lidu area.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Jiangtai Station, Exit B
将台地铁站B出口
Exit the subway through Exit B, walk across the street
从B出口出地铁，走过马路
Address:
Coarse Food Grain Home · Northeast Cuisine (Jiangtai Store)
粗粮人家·东北菜(将台店)
1-2 floors of Jianghai Hotel, 12A Jiu Xian Qiao Road
酒仙桥路甲12号将台酒店1-2层
Coarse Food Grain Home · Northeast Cuisine (Jianghai Store)
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!