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Our next run is…
Does your momma know that you’re out? FH3 #24
Well darling, I can hash with ya if you’re feeling foxy. Does your momma know you’re sneaking out? …Well, does she?
So fluff up those tails and strut on down this Friday for some sly, sparkly mischief. With COCKtails in hand and glitter in our fur, we’ll be sashaying and hashing our way through the Hutongs of Beijing.
Are you sly enough to keep up?
NB, this is a Harrietts only event, no penis allowed (well maybe the plastic ones).
ON-ON!
Date and Time:
Friday, 29 August
Meet-up time: 7:00pm Start: 7:30pm
Meet-up: Dali Dali cocktail bar
D’erections to meet up spot:小京厂胡同 67 号, 东城区, 北京, 中国, 100009
67 Xiaojingchang Hu Tong, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Take thesubway one stop to Yonghegong Station. Use Exit G (this is the closest exit to Wudaoying Hutong). Walk to the Bar:
After exiting, you will be on the west side of Yonghegong Lama Temple. Walksouth (with the temple wall on your left). Take the first major left turn into Wudaoying Hutong (五道营胡同). It’s a trendy street full of cafes, bars, and boutiques. Continue walking east along Wudaoying Hutong. Dali Dali Cocktail Bar will be on your left-hand side at No. 24. Look for its discreet sign.
请使用 G口出站（这是离五道营胡同最近的出口）。前往酒吧：出站后，您位于雍和宫的西侧。请向南步行（寺庙围墙在您的左侧）。第一个主要路口左转进入 五道营胡同（Wudaoying Hutong）。这是一条充满咖啡馆、酒吧和精品店的时尚街区。沿五道营胡同继续向东行走，酒吧将在您的左侧 24号。请留意其低调的标识。
Hash cash:69rmb for cock stops and circle.
NOTE: There is no dinner, please eat before or after the hash.Your Hares:Foursome Me Down The Mountain
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
The trail is dog friendly.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
Who are the Beijing Foxes?
We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We roam the hutongs of Beijing and sip wine under the stars.
BJH3 #2220 Saturday Aug 30th-”I HAVE A DREAM” HASH
Sometimes…
Do you feel that you are treated unfairly or unjustly?
Do you feel that there is no equality in your life?
You can not feel the freedom?
And…
Do you still have a dream?
Well, a lot of people do.
Just like the famous Martin Luther King Jr.
At August 30th, 1963, Martin Luther King Jr delivered the famous speech:” I have a dream”.
He called for:” equality, justice and racial reconciliation.”
It had an eternal impact on civil rights movements.
It also became a symbol of spirit to pursue justice, equality, peace and freedom.
Let’s commemorate and celebrate the eternal day!
Peking University and RENMIN University are the top Universities in China.
A lot of most famous peace loving people were educated here.
Come join us!
We will walk/run next to Peking University and RENMIN University.
Feel the passion of peace, equality and freedom with beer!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB for drinks, trail and circle; plus 75 RMB for dinner(NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Running Hare: All Asshole, No sack;Horizontal shit stains
Walking Hare:Two dickheads
Trail: A to A with bag drop at the restaurant
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
We want to encourage all the shitty hashers to wear hash clothes if they have them, and also to bring their hash beer mugs if they have got one as a run reward – so we don’t fuck up the environment with discarded cardboard or plastic cups.
Hairy Hashers: The trail is dog friendly, but restaurant is not.
When: 2:30 pm meet-up, 3:00 pm start; Saturday;August 30；Prelube starts at 2pm
On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot: Walk 500 meters south from Exit C2 of HAIDIAN HUANGZHUANG Station on Metro Line 10. 从地铁10号线，海淀黄庄站C2出口向南走500米。
Address: meet up: #57 SHUANG YU SHU North Road, HAIDIAN District.
SHUANG FU YUAN DONGBEI restaurant（SHUANG YU SHU）.
海淀区双榆树北路57号, 双福园东北菜（双榆树店）
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What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
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