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Our next run is…
BJH3#2219, The Not Really Sichuan Opera Hash
Hash cash: 30rmb for beer stops and circle. 75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares: Cums 4 Seconds; All Asshole, No Sack; Horizontal Shit Stains
Trail: Trail is A-A with bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery: Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers：Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When: Sunday, August 24 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Exit E Sihui (Line 1), walk 1 kilometer northeast
四惠E出口（1号线），向东北步行1公里
Exit D Shilipu (Line 6), walk 1.4 kilometers south
十里堡D出口（6号线），向南步行1.4公里
Address:
Little Kitchen of Chengdu 朝阳区十里堡3号临11号
成都小厨朝阳区十里堡3号临11号
Upcoming Hareline:
24-Aug-25 (Sunday) Run #2219 – Cums4Seconds; All Asshole, No Sack; Horizontal Shit Stains
30-Aug-25 (Saturday) Run #2220 – All Asshole, No Sack; Horizontal Shit Stains; Two Dickheads
6-Sep-25 (Saturday) Run #2221—Vinegar Strokes; Bloody Butt Precise; Just Anna
14-Sep-25 (Sunday) Run #2222 (ACNH)—Cums 4 Seconds; Spicy Penis; Sticky Bitch; Foursome Me Down The Mountain; Horizontal Shit Stains
BJH3#2218: The Legend of the Hutong weasel
The Beijing Hash House Harriers are gearing up for the epic All China Nash Hash with a practice run this Sunday! As we know (as we know), the Red Hutong Weasel is the official mascot—so join us as we hunt through Beijing’s hidden Hutongs in search of these furry foes!
Will you snag a weasel… or just a beer? Come find out!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Running Hare:Bouncing Shit, Just Oscar
Walking Hare: Foursome Me Down The Mountain
Trail:
Trail is A-B with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday 16 August 2025
2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. On-on-after, QS for all you hardcore wanks.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Shichahai, Exit A2
什刹海，A2出口
Exit the subway through Exit A2, walk 636 meters north.
从地铁A2出口出站，向北步行636米。
Address:
No. 25, Lingling Hutong, Dongcheng District北京市东城区铃铛胡同25号
Beijing Blogger Barbecue ( Gen Y Hutong Cuisine) 北话主烤官 捌零胡同菜
Upcoming Hareline:
23 August (Saturday) Run #2219 – Cums 4 Seconds, All Asshole No Sack, Horizontal Shit Stains
30 August (Saturday) Run #2220 – All Asshole No Sack, Horizontal Shit Stains, Two Dickheads
6 September (Saturday) Run #2221 – Vinegar Strokes, Bloody Butt Precise, Just Anna
14 September (Sunday) Run #2222 – Cums 4 Seconds, Spicy Penis, Sticky Bitch, Foursome Me Down The Mountain, Horizontal Shit Stains
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!