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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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BJH3#2213 Sunday 20 July The Hash Ambassadors of Chaoyang Run
Welcome to Chaoyang District: the beating heart of Beijing Hash House Harrier trails, and a thriving hub for local and international drinking enthusiasts!
As the Hash Ambassadors of Chaoyang, your Hares will be showing you all the best that Chaoyang has to offer! Chaoyang boasts:
·Beijing’s highest density of both businesses and Hash marks, so you’re guaranteed to get lost on trail
·A digital economy ahead of the rest, much like the FRB
·Stilett-Hoe’s house, so even if every business closes and the digital economy shuts down simultaneously, we’ll still have cold beer
Join us for lovely views and a beer or two in Chaoyang!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Petting Zoo
Red Snatcher
Stilett-Hoe
Trail:
Trail is A-B, bag drop is available at the restaurant if you are staying for dinner, but circle is 1km from the restaurant so take your bag if you’re not staying for dinner!
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor circle nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Sunday June 20, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Chaoyang Park Subway Station, Exit D2
地铁14号线，朝阳公园(地铁站), 出口D2
Exit the subway through Exit D2, go 350m West, then 500m South
朝阳公园站D2出口出，向西走350米，然后向南走500米，到京燕融合菜。
Address:
Kyōyan Fusion Cuisine
京燕融合菜
Chaoyang Stadium East Gate, No.10 Yaojiayuan Road
北京市朝阳区团结湖街道姚家园路10号朝阳体育馆东门
Upcoming Hareline:
HOWLING RUN #8 – THE RETURN OF THE TRASH PACK
It’s been too damn long, but the degenerates are back. Howling run #8 is happening this friday, and it’s bringing chaos, cardio, and questionable karaoke.
Led by your favorite miscreants:
🐼 Walking hare: Panda Penis Pandemonium
🥒 Running hare: Pickle Boy
Choose your pain — 2k stumble or 4k trot — we don’t care as long as you make it back alive (and preferably before your buzz wears off).
This one’s an A to A — start and end at riff bar.
This is a free run. and yes, it’s BYOB as we go, because hydration should taste like regret.
🚫 Not pet or child friendly.
We’ll finish back at riff, where they’re generously giving us 20% off drinks, knowing full well it’s a terrible idea.Then we howl into the mic — karaoke on the bar stage, not in a room. screaming encouraged, talent optional.
🗓 This friday, July 18
🕖 Meet: 7:00 PM
🏁 Run/walk: 7:30 PM
🍻 Drink deal: 20% off for the dirty and deserving
🎤 Afterparty: singing at riff — no filter, no shame
📍 Riff bar • 北京市东城区板桥南巷7号
🚇 Beixinqiao station (北新桥站) – line 5 – exit B or C
🗺 Walk 3 mins into the hutong, riff is on the righ
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!