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Our next run is…
BJH3#2215, DRAWKCAB HSAH (BACKWARD HASH)
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A ew wonk (sA ew wonk), srehsah era oot dmub dna yzal rof hcus stnemeveihca ekil gnidaer eht etirw spu dna ton gnitteg tsol no liart. sihT s’yadirF serah dediced ot od sgniht ni esrever, ot ees fi ti sekam ti lla reisae rof uoy sknaw. ll’eW reven wonk sselnu ew yrt!
s’yadirF hsah si a laiceps eno. nO eno dnah, a yadirF ytic hsah si sa erar sa a nrop rats gniksa ot eldduc. dnA no eht rehto dnah, siht thgim tsuj eb s’3HJB (dna ebyam eht S’DLROW) tsrif reve sdrawkcab hsah!
oS muc nioj su yadirF thgin sa ew teg lla tnrut dnuora dna tihs!
Theme:
Walk and run backward!!! (the hares are watching you)
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (dinner is BEFORE the trail)
Your Hares:
Singaporn Star, Too Hot To Handle, Just Panyu
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
PLEASE WEAR YOUR HABERDASHERY BACKWARDS ！！！
When:
Friday 1 August, 7:00 pm meet-up for dinner; 8:00pm start the hash (dinner first, then trail)
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Nanluogu Xiang Station Line 6 or Line 8, Exit F
南锣鼓巷地铁站F口出
Exit the subway through exit F and walk East. The Restaurant will be on your right side.从地铁F出口出来，往东走，餐厅就在你的右边。
Address:皇城小馆烤鸭店·北京菜（南锣鼓巷店）
北京市东城区店门东大街甲46号
Upcoming Hareline:
BJH3#2214, Did That Guy With the Balls Say Chicago, or Jakarta?
Imagine that you are walking through the woods and you see an Irishman. There are also balls. As you pass by him from a safe distance you hear him say something, but you’re not sure what. A burning question is stamped into your mind, “Did that guy ay Chicago or Jakarta?”
Join us as we attempt to scientifically find an answer to this question through a series of lab tests and truth syrup. (Games and Beer.) We will torture the truth from nature and end up in the woods somewhere in Eastern Beijing. Don’t you want to know what that guy said?
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Four Some Me Down the Mountain
Necro Feel Me Up
Trail:
Trail is A-B with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers：
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday 26 July, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Chang Ying Station Line 6, Exit B
常营站, 出口 B
Exit the subway through exit B and walk North. The Restaurant will be on your left.
从地铁B出口出来，往北走，餐厅就在你的左边。
Address:
Room 205, 2nd Floor, Building 3, Changhui Road, Chaoyang District
朝阳区常惠路3号楼2层205(常营地铁站B西北口步行420米)
Upcoming Hareline:
Date (01- Aug) Run #2215– Singaporn Star, Just Panyu,
Date (2- Aug) Run #2216 – WE NEED HARES
Date (09- Aug) Run #2217 – Virgin at 35, WE NEED HARES
Date (17- Aug) Run #2218 – Teabag Virgin, Foursome Me Down the Mountain
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!