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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2217 Momento Mori et Cervisia
Life is short. Come to hash and have a beer before it’s too late.
Hash Cash：
30 RMB（run, beer, circle), 105 RMB(run, beer, circle, dinner)
Your Hares:
Just Andrew, Virgin at 35, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Trail:
A-A (NOT a dog friendly route). Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
When:
Saturday, August 9th.
Meet-up = 2:30 pm
Run Starts = 3:00 pm
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O`Shea`s of course.
Followed by our on-after-the-after at QS for the real legends.
Meet up:
厅：丝路回韵马氏老汤牛肉面
地址：太阳宫路国展新座26号院101号
Name of Restaurant:Too long, just see the picture
Address:101,26# guozhanxinzuo,taiyanggong Road
D’Erections:
乘车：地铁10号线太阳宫站地铁D口（西南口）下车，步行620米。
Take subway line10, get off from Exit D, TaiyanggongStation, follow theGPS, walk 620 meters (about 10 mins) to the restaurant!
Upcoming Hareline:
17-Aug-25 (Sunday; Boxer on Sat 16th) Run #2218 – Bouncing Shit; Just Oscar; Foursome Me Down the Mountain
23-Aug-25 (Saturday) Run #2219 – Cums4Seconds; All Asshole, No Sack; Foursome Me Down the Mountain
30-Aug-25 (Saturday) Run #2220 – All Asshole, No Sack; Horizontal Shit Stains; Two Dickheads
BJH3#2216, Lazy River
As the dog days of summer near their end and the sun refuses to leave us the F*** alone, our beloved Hash will take a lazy stroll alongside our favorite intracity river—Liangmahe! Cum cool down by joining two of the laziest Hares you know for a leisurely saunter that is guaranteed to leave you inebriated and (hopefully) without a heat stroke.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
All Asshole, No Sack; Crack Mouth Trash
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop. Restaurant is at B.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
August 2nd, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Dongfeng Beiqiao, Exit D
东风北桥, 出口D
Exit the subway through Exit D, meet outside metro exit D
在地铁d出口外集合
Address:
Dongfeng Beiqiao, Exit D
东风北桥, 出口D
Restaurant is at end of the trail not meetup.
小街47號江湖菜(四合院店)
Upcoming Hareline:
09-Aug-25 (Saturday; weekend of Qingdao Away Hash) Run #2217– Tea Bag Virgin; Virgin at 35
17-Aug-25 (Sunday; Boxer on Sat 16th) Run #2218 – Bouncing Shit; Just Oscar; Foursome Me Down the Mountain
23-Aug-25 (Saturday) Run #2219 – Cums4Seconds; All Asshole, No Sack; Foursome Me Down the Mountain
30-Aug-25 (Saturday) Run #2220 – All Asshole, No Sack; Horizontal Shit Stains; Two Dickheads
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Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
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