There’s nothing better than bush, lots and lots of bush. At least that’s what the Hares had to tell themselves as they spent an afternoon scouting the trail and shaving some shiggy-filled paths through and down the mountainside with their big, long sticks.

 

Boy were the Virgin Hares, Just Kevin and Just Mike, (they’re not actually the hares) really gung-ho about waving and swinging their wood for all the world to see! Limp Fish Dick was jealous at how stiff they seemed.

Unfortunately, the Hares got pricked from behind more than once from the mountain’s bush, sacrificing their bodies so you, their fellow hashers, could avoid some compromising positions on trail. Cannot do anything about the Boxer Bus, though…

The whole time the hares were jungle exploring through the mountain’s thick bush, they longingly thought of the refreshing Miyun pool at the trail’s end. Given its summer in Beijing, a nice swim is the best remedy for moist hashing in temperatures that will get you sweatier than a pornstar in a sauna. Pure ecstasy!

Also, if you like this shiggy trail, you can always thank Shitposter_69 for pioneering the trail in years past :P.

Also, sadly, it’s LFD’s last Boxer Hash in Beijing, as he’s being sent off to greener pastures soon. So, sign up now for the August Boxer if you wish to make him drink during the debaucherous pool party that will follow a moist, bushy summer trail.

WILL ANYONE NOTICE THAT THIS IS JUST LAST YEAR’S WRITE UP DIRECTLY COPIED?

LFD IS LONG GONE, HE WON’T BE THERE!

It`s shiggy ,long sleeves and long pants are recommended, as no bleeding is allowed on boxer trail.

This view is only available for the running trail.

About the tickets:

The tickets will be two parts:

Buy one cost 50 (normaly it`s 60, they will avoid the Dazhongdianping session for us) for group ticket from the main gate, you`ll go into theFlower world Park(人间花海）.

Keep going to the very end of the park, you`ll findthe pool and the water amusement park, here you need to buy another ticket cost 60 (already talked to their manager, no discount here) for both the pool and the amusement park, adults can play in the amusement park too, and we checked, no weight restrictions.

Tell the main gate we are a group, can save 10 kuai, and we need to buy the ticket one by one. So please follow the hares, keep in line for the tickets.

And no, youcannot buy only the ticket for the pool.

Dog friendly?

The bus, the restaurant, the walking trail and the Flower world park are all dog friendly, the pool is not. And from last year, the hot concrete road is also not dog friendly, give your dogs shoes if they need to walk on the road.

When:

Saturday,August 16

8月16日星期六

Hares:

Singaporn Star, Bloody Butt Precise, The Dick Juggle Show

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Time:

8:30am meet at Paddy O` Shea`s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!

9:00am meet at Wangjing West Station, Exit C…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!

9点Paddy O` Shea`s出发，9点半望京西C口，不见不散！！

Hash Cash:

200RMB gets you…

–Trail and circle

–Around-trip bus ride

–Bottomless beer

_   Special cocktails

_    Snacks

_    Water and other drinks

–   Hash dinner

***Pool ticket is 110 per person (Group price) not included in the hash cash.***

Itinerary

		Notes
8.30	Meet   at Paddy`s	Bar   not open,  no food available,  please bring own breakfast.
9.00	Bus   leaves Paddy`s
9.30	Wangjing West Station,Exit C
11.10	Arrive   at  trail, hares off, chalk talk	Miyun district   of Beijing
11.30	Running   and hiking	Options:    walking trail Runners  trail
14.30	Jump   in  the pool	Cooler   with beer, and snacks
16.30	Circle   in the pool
18.00	Dinner	The   pool closes at 6.00 pm
19:00	Back   to town
On after	Our   lovely hash bar Paddy`s!

What to Bring:

Bathing suit! Sunscreen, flippers,water guns, floating toys.

Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.

A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.

Food& beverages:

Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup orCamelbak.

Registration:

We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.

Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”

Meet Up:

Opposite of Paddy O` Shea`s(on the street)

朝阳区东直门外大街28号，澳大利亚大使馆旁边

D’ERECTIONS:

Exit C, walk to thered circle spot.

The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms. 

We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)