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Wet Hot Beijing Summer II: Boxer Boogaloo – Boxer Hash #241
The most hotly anticipated sequel of the summer, WHBS is back and wetter than ever! Expect scenic trails, unwise decisions, riverside debauchery, and as always, more beer than dignity.
Taking place at the legendary CaiShe River, where memories are made and brain cells are left behind, this year’s Boxer will feature everything you’ve come to expect: glorious scenery, dubious trail markings, and an outrageous circle.
The running trail is a majestic 13.69 km (nice), while the walking trail is a gentle 6.69 km (also nice). If you’re truly lazy, you can just lie in the river and let gravity sort you out — not recommended, but not impossible.
After trail, we’ll feast, frolic, and toast our survival in a glorious circle. A bus will return to Beijing in the evening after dinner, ensuring your drunken self makes it back to civilization. No need to fend off wild boars or build a fire with a beer can and disappointment. Just beer, dinner, and back you go.
🕰️ When:
Saturday, July 19th, 2025
9:00am: Meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (across from Paddy O’Shea’s)
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OR 9:30am: Meet at Wangjing West, Exit C 
Buses will leave sharp — not “hash time,” not “five more minutes,” not “I just need a coffee first.” SHARP.
🧳 What to Bring:
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Virgins (willing ones) -
Mobile phone + power bank -
Good hiking shoes -
Snacks if you’re snacky -
A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor -
Dry clothes (unless you like chafing) -
Some rain gear- precipitation is expected
💰 Hash Cash: 200 RMB gets you:
Scenic trail
Round trip bus ride
Bottomless beer (literally — test it, we dare you)
Water and other drinks
Delicious hash dinner
Memories (optional)
Itinerary:
| Time | Agenda | Notes |
| 8:30 | Meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut | Bar not open — bring your own breakfast |
| 9:00 | Bus departs from Paddy’s | 9am sharp |
| 9:30 | Bus departs Wangjing West Exit C | 9:30am sharp |
| 11:00 | Arrive, chalk talk, runners hit the trail | Walkers stay on the bus |
| 11:15 | Walkers dropped off | |
| 16:00 | Trail ends | Cooler with beer + snacks |
| 16:30 | Bus to circle location | Across from dinner spot |
| 17:30 | Hash dinner | Yum |
| 19:00 | Return to Beijing | On on to Paddy’s, Wankers back to their comfy beds |
BJH3 #2212 Saturday 12 July DONG BA river HASH
Feeling hot/horny in summer?
Maybe a little bored as well?
Walk into nature.
Free yourself.
At 12th, July, 1975, the nude running craze started in UK.
The naked Australian Michael O’Brien ran past the stand during a rugby game.
The Queen Elizabeth was there watching rugby.
It’s said that the Queen almost fainted watching the naked man.
Maybe out of joy?
Some of the famous followers.
Feel the passion and freedom?
Let’s celebrate the historic moment!
Well, running naked in public is illegal in China.
We may run/walk half naked, Topless or similar like the following?
It’s up to you!
Your body, your call!
We are running/walking by the scenic DONGBA river.
Nice view, few bystanders, cool air, cold beer.
This isn’t just a run/walk—it’s a celebration of passion and freedom.
The trail is dog friendly. We have access to the shallow river bed
so bring your water gun if you plan to play water.
Dress Code : As less as possible
Running Hare:Loose balls, Cums 4 Seconds
Walking Hare:Two dickheads
Trail:A to A with bag drop at the restaurant
Hash Cash:30 RMB for drinks, trail and circle; plus 75 RMB for dinner(optional)
When:2:30 pm meet-up, 3:00 pm start; Saturday;JULY 12；Prelube starts at 2pm
Where: Start point: 1st Floor, Building 1, Courtyard 13, Dongba Middle Street.
ZHI GUANG YUAN restaurant（DONGBA）.
东坝中街13号院1号楼1层, 紫光园餐厅（东坝店）
D’erections: Walk 200 meters east from Exit B of DONGBA Station on Metro Line 3
The restaurant is not dog friendly.
从地铁3号线，东坝站B出口向东走200米。
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
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Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!