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Beijing Full Moon H3 #211 Beijing 7-ELEVEn Run #10
The messiest, sloppiest, drunkennest, and hashiest event of the year is back! This year will be extra special as the July Full Moon falls exactly on Friday July 11th, written as 7/11 in American date notation. And that can only mean one thing – the Beijing Full Moon H3 are proudly hosting the tenth edition of the Beijing 7-ELEVEn Run this Friday!
Founded on November 7th, 2020 by Beijing’s very own Gobblin’ King, Stilett-Hoe, and Kiddie Poo. It started as part of the Beijing Hash House Harriers, and in 2022, 7-ELEVEn H3 became an independent kennel that is now open to be held by any other kennel globally.
Two 7-ELEVEn H3 runs are held each year, both on 7/11 (July 11th and November 7th). At present, more than 28 other kennels around the world will host a 7-ELEVEn Run this Friday.
But just why are we hosting a biannual hash in honour of a convenience store chain, you ask?
7-ELEVEn have provided hashers much joy, mischief, and, most importantly, plentiful cheap and cold beer throughout the years. We honour this legacy the only way we know how – by getting absolutely shitfaced and crawling our way between beer stops.
The tenth edition of the Beijing 7-ELEVEn run will have seven beer stops at northeastern Chaoyang’s finest 7-ELEVEns. As we go, hashers will start to build staffs by taping empty beer cans to the bottom of their current beer (tape will be provided).
The hasher with the biggest staff at circle will be declared the Wisest Wizard and win eternal fame and glory (and a super exclusive Wisest Wizard patch to boot). In the case of a draw, a joust to the death will be held to declare the righteous winner.
The shitty trail will take you along the scenic Ba River, through the foreigner-favourite Lidu area, up to the Bauhaus-inspired factories of 798 Art District, and finishing in Wangjing, the city-within-the-city!
Hashrumour has it, the ever-elusive Bar Iver H3 run #3 will be featured…
What is the Bar Iver H3, you ask? Aaaaas we know (as we know), it is a hash trail that can only occur on a hashy birthday, and needs to be along the Ba River in Beijing, with at least one beer stop at a 7-Eleven. And no, Bar Iver is not just a misspelling of Ba River…
So cum join us and embrace your inner lupine werewolf as we traverse the streets of northeastern Chaoyang in search of cold, refreshing 7-Eleven beers to build your biggest staff with. Or just cum and watch a gaggle of drunken hashers as they stumble about under the moonlit gaze of the July Full Moon. Everyone is welcome!
If this doesn’t win Biggest Shitshow of the Year 2025 at the annual Hashys Awards at Hashmas, nothing will…
Dress Code: Green, red, orange, and white! Anything 7-Eleven themed! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Special limited edition 7-Eleven Run haberdashery t-shirts will be sold at the run!
Hash Cash: 15 RMB. Buy your own beer at the 7-Eleven stops.
Slurpee Runners: Silent Suck-off, Singaporn Star
Onigiri Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to B. Bag drop not available
Running Trail Length: 11 km +
Walking Trail Length: 7 km
Beer Stops: Seven 7-ELEVENs
When: Friday, 11th July 2025
7:00 pm meet-up at 7-Eleven（阳光上东店）
7:11 pm raise your pre-lube beverage
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: 7-ELEVEn (Upper East Side East Garden Shangdong Commerce Shop)
Building 15, Block 1, Dongsihuan Beilu No. 6, Chaoyang District, Beijing
7-ELEVEn（阳光上东店）
北京市朝阳区东四环北路6号一区15号楼
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s for those still left standing
D’erections to starting 7-ELEVEn（阳光上东店）:
Jiangtai Metro Station Exit C
将台地铁站C出口
Foursome of July Hash BashFoxes Foray #23
Forget fireworks—this Friday we’re celebrating the only kind of explosion that really matters: the glorious chaos that is Foursome’s birthday.
Sure, America turns 248 this week or whatever—but our favourite South African export is turning… well, who the hell knows, because she’s been 28 since 2019 and we’re not asking questions we don’t want answered.
Join Foxes this Friday as we honour the woman who’s done more damage than load shedding and a Springboks loss combined. Yes, it’s Foursome—the queen of calamity, the diva of downhill disasters, the only hasher to ever turn a Boxer trail into a full-scale emergency response operation. Four firemen carried her down a mountain once—physically and emotionally scarred. Rumour has it, they still flinch when they hear the word “Foxes.”
At our last outing, she faceplanted with the grace of a gazelle on glue, proving once again that gravity is not her friend—but damn it, she makes it look entertaining. And who could forget her musical moment? Tumbling down the trail like a tone-deaf Snow White, chanting “Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to cold beer I go”—an anthem so powerful it rattled the hills from Huairou to Hillbrow.
Behind the bar this week, we’ve got a special COCKbitch slinging drinks and selling lies about his so-called five-dollar footlong. Bring a ruler if you must—just don’t expect it to be metric.
Expect:
- Drama
- Drinks
- Disaster (Durban-grade)
- The Foxiest Foxes in Beijing
- And one fabulous birthday girl who somehow still has more energy than a toddler on Red Bull
So dust off your vuvuzelas, polish your prosthetics, and prepare your liver. This Friday we raise our glasses, our standards (briefly), and maybe even our skirts in honour of the woman who puts the “EISH!” in every occasion.
Foursome Me Down the Mountain: the legend, the liability, the birthday bitch.
Walking Hare:John Wayne’s Gay Semen
Running Hare:Singaporn Star
Cock Bitch:Five Dollar Footlong
Dress Code:South African … green, yellow, blue and/or red (sorta like the SA flag)
Trail fee:rmb 69
When: Friday, July 4th
Meet-up:Paddy O’Shea’s at 7pm
Start: 7:30pm
Trail is A-B, not doggy friendly
On-after:Paddy’s of course
Who are the Beijing Foxes?
We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We roam the hutongs of Beijing and sip wine under the stars.
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!