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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2211 THE AGGRESIVELY WET WATER GUN RUN
Within the world of Beijing Hash there are the Top Dogs (GM, RA, Pickle Boy), the middle men (Hash Cash, Webwanks), and the low life virgins just trying to make a Hash Name for themselves. If you wanna be a Top Dog you gotta start from the bottom and work your way up.
Working the streets (haring/making chalk marks) can get you credibility and respect and eventually you can start to working on the inside where the real action happens.
But for everyone who is trying to work their way up the Hash Ladder there’s always someone looking to tear you down and take your spot.
One wrong move and you will find yourself shot in the back of the head, dripping wet with water.
At BJH3 #2211 the fight for Beijing Hash Supremacy is on. Legacies will be forged and make their claim to power, while others will be left soaked and wet lying drunk in a Hutong Toilet.
Hash cash:
30 rmb for beer stops and circle.
75 rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares: Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Just Aimme
Trail: Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
WHAT TO BRING: A WATER GUN !
Hairy Hashers: Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When: Saturday, July 5th 2025
Time：2:30pm meet up 3:00pm start
Meet-Up:
Xianlaoman (Kung Pao Chicken Shop)
No.51, Old Gulou Street, Xicheng District
馅老满(宫保鸡丁店) 旧鼓楼大街51号
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course
BJH3 Run #2210: The One in the University District (I’m Pregnant’s FOYW)
“Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash
We have great fun, dodging the shit and trash
Our skies are never clear
But we have cheaper beer
We like to drink, our singing stinks
So welcome to the Beijing hash”
As the years go by, many things change. The lack of shit and trash has made the capital unrecognizable to old school hashers. These days chances are you’ll get blinded by the bright sun and blue skies if you manage to raise your gaze from the beer in front of you. Still, what’s important stays the same: Beijing is still home to the best kennel in the world (and of all time), and definitely the one that has the most fun. Also, Yanjing beer remains as cheap as it’s ubiquitous… and best enjoyed when you’re drunk beyond caring about such trifles as taste and formaldehyde.
This Sunday, join us in bidding a very warm FOYW to I’m Pregnant. The once-GM, reformed FRB, and a modern day marvel of human biology that proved male pregnancy possible. Please note, due to the FOYW’s advanced pregnancy (currently in the 16th trimester), only gentle pegging will be allowed.
Thanks to the hares’ connections in Mismanagement (and compromising pictures of the RA), we will have a nice, cool day to explore the university district of Beijing with cold beers in hand. The trail will bring you from the lush green Zizhuyuan Park, past the National Library of China, and into the heart of the Haidian university district. Young, educated, and innocent – the very antithesis of the hash spirit, but the hares hope the atmosphere rubs off on you enough to start reading the write-ups, or at least remembering your hash name correctly.
Hash Cash
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares
I’m Pregnant
Necro Feel Me Up
Tea Bag Virgin
Trail
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When
Sunday, June 29. Meet up at 2:30pm, run starts at 3:00pm sharp
On-after
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot
National Library station (line 4, 9, 16) Exit F, enter the park and follow the pin posted in the group (5 minute walk).
国家图书馆站（4, 9, 16号线）F出口，进入公园后按照群里贴的指示牌走即可（步行5分钟）。
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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!