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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3
Our next run is…
Boxer #240 Yellow Ducks ‘n Pool Party
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Whip your ducks out at Boxer #240 to Hike Awesome trails, drink cold Beer and Party in the Pool.
Also a special duck themed scavenger hunt awaits you.
When:
Saturday, June 28th
6月28日星期六
Hares:
Ooh La La Fuck a (Duck) Goat, Finger My Dough
Dr. Livingstone, Bouncing Shit
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (Across from Paddy O` Shea`s), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at Wangjing West Exit C,…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点Pizza Hut出发，9点半望京西站C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash
200 RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Dinner
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer
-Special cocktails
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)
必胜客东直门
朝阳区-东直门外大街27号
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Wangjing West Exit C
望京西C口
Exit C, walk to thered circle spot.
BJH3#2209 Mentougou City Mountain Hash Wow
It’s Saturday and it’s time for another great hash. Love it. This time we are going a bit farther west than usual but that’s okay because hashing is all we know baby. This great fantastic trail will be done by some okay hares, I guess. It promises some scenic mountain views, cold beer, some cool trails, cold beer, beautiful women, cold beer, some exercise, and a delicious meal afterwards with lots of beer. This will be another decent trail that everyone who goes will be kind of okay with. Come out west and check it out.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
5 dollar footlong
Singaporn Star
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers：
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday June 21 2025
2:30 pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Qiaohuying, Line s1
S1线桥户营出口
Address:
Caogezhuang North Road Huikang Homeland Unit 5, Mentougou
Beijing China
曹各庄北路汇康家园 Unit 5， Mentougou 中国北京
Upcoming Hareline:
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!