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BJH3#2208: EVER-EVER-EVERGREEN IN HAIDIAN
After staying in the imperial capital for a long time, one must have heard the saying: ‘Chaoyang has no savings, Haidian has no fashion.
Some people say that Haidian is the most primitive place in all of Beijing, without SKP ladies and CBD elites, only countless code farmers and college students.
Haidian district has always been a magical presence in the imperial capital.
If ‘knowledge is money’, then as the place with the highest density of intellectuals in Beijing, Haidian can be called the ‘richest man’. More than 600 academicians of the Chinese Academy of Sciences and Chinese Academy of Engineering live and work in Haidian, accounting for 35% of the country’s total. The inconspicuous grocery shopping man encountered on the street is likely to be an old professor from a certain university or an academic expert who has made contributions to national scientific research.
The morning sun shines on Haidian, and the lake water is clear to the bottom, reflecting the blue sky. A gentle breeze caresses the lush vegetation, creating a pleasant natural landscape. Entering this green world, it feels like time has slowed down. Strolling along the bluestone path, listening to the birds chirping and the gentle breeze, enjoying this tranquility and comfort.
In Haidian, you can fully release work pressure and temporarily forget about the hustle and bustle of the city.
Let’s explore evergreen Haidian this Saturday, be there or be square.
Hash cash:30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
running hares: Singaporn Star、Bouncing Shit
walking hares: Horizontal Shit Stains、Just Christine
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly
When:
This Saturday (14th June，2025)
2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
江边城外烤全鱼（万柳华联店）
地铁10号线巴沟站C口出，然后进入巴沟华联地下一层，可坐直梯或扶梯直达5层。
Exit the BaGou subway Station through Exit C, then go to BHG Mall Basement 1,you can take elevator or escalator to arrive at the 5th floor.
Address of restaurant:
江边城外烤全鱼（万柳华联店）
海淀区巴沟路2号BHG Mall北京华联万柳购物中心5层
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Beijing Full Moon H3 #210 Glow in the Park
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), this Friday is Friday the 13th – the unluckiest day of the year. Misfortune abounds on this day, from stubbing your toe on the cooler, to the corner shop only having lukewarm beers available, and to the hares insisting on using pink chalk invisible to the human eye on a night trail.
But how can we avoid such terrible misfortune, you ask? Are we just tempting fate by holding a hash on this disreputable date? Fear not! Your trusty Full Moon Hash Misman team have combined their collective three brain cells and come up with a foolproof plan!
We will put on a glow run!
Consulting ancient scriptures (found on the back of a beer bottle), it is hashprophesied that misfortune can only be cleansed by leading a gaggle of drunken hashers into the sacred Tuanjiehu Park and performing a cleansing ritual. This ritual involves wearing enough glowsticks to be seen by the hashgods above and drinking enough beer to knock out a blue whale.
Alas! If the plan fails, we will be turned into fireflies fated to glow bright for just one night and burn out, only to be forgotten by all.
Hashrumour has it, Tuanjiehu Park is an ancient ritual site where cleansings of misfortune took place.
The shitty trail will take you around the perennial foreigner-favourite area of Sanlitun, through the leafy, oasis-in-the-city Tuanjiehu Park, and into the notorious drinking den of Courtyard No. 4.
Just as you’ve managed to wash away the last bits of colour powder from last month’s FMH The Colour Run, your shitty Full Moon Hares have come up with a new way to ruin your wardrobe. We will have enough fluorescent body paint and glowsticks to be seen from space!
The Full Moon in June is known as the Strawberry Moon due to strawberries being in abundance and the reddish-pink glow of the Moon as it passes close to the horizon. Harnessing the reddish-pink glow of the Moon, we will glow up the city in the most audacious display of neon and bright colours the Northern Capital has ever seen!
So cum join us for a night filled with glowsticks, fluorescent body paint, and bottomless beer! Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: The most bright, lustrous neon clothing you own! Cosplay as a glowstick! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Radiant Runners: Silent Suck-off, Singaporn Star
Incandescent Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to A. Bag drop is available
When: Friday, 13th June 2025
7:00 pm meet-up at The Local
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: The Local
北京市朝阳区工体北路4号院
Courtyard No. 4, Gongti Beilu, Chaoyang District, Beijing
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to The Local:
Tuanjiehu Metro Station Exit H
团结湖地铁站H出口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!