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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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Our next run is…
Update from Heart to Heart 心连心捐款结果更新
We raised money from last year`s 24-hour challenge run, and donated to Heart to heart. Run info below:
BJH3 #2171 24-Hour Challenge Run
We donated 17000.00 last Oct,11th.
And recently, we got update from Heart to Heart.
Update today:
Still can`t believe our drunken debaucheries can really do something good, but we did !
And we will keep doing it!
OnOn!
Beijing Foxes Run #22
Did you hear that…? [Gasp!] Could it be…?? No, surely not! But YES, it is!! The Foxes Harriettes are bursting out of hibernation after a very precise 6.9 months of beauty sleep. As we know (as, we know), the holiest of numbers in the Hasherverse is 69—so naturally, the Foxes are marking their grand return on the 6th month, 9th day! Coincidence? Never.
But hold onto your hash names, darlings—this isn’t justany comeback. Our beloved Misman Shitposter_69 is once again fleeing the country (scandalous!) and has graciously passed the misman torch (or flaming dumpster?) to Foursome Me Down The Mountain. So come raise a glass (or several) to Shitposter_69’s questionable legacy and help us welcum (yes, welcum) our new Foxes Misman with all the chaos they deserve.
What’s in store?
Our very ownSingaporn Star has volunteered as tribute—er, cock bitch—so brace yourselves for some interesting beverages. (Drink at your own risk.) A trail with 6.9 cocktail stops, each spaced 6.9 meters apart—because precision is key when you’re this ridiculous. And let’s be real, there’s a 69% chance of post-circle shenanigans. (Wink.) So dust off your running shoes (or don’t, we won’t judge), and meet us at the south entrance of Chaoyang Park for a night of fun, frolics, and full-blown shenanigans. On-On!
Hash cash:
69rmb for 6.9 cocktails, unlimited beers, and circle.
Your Hare & Cock Bitch:
Singaporn Star
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Extra twerks will be given if you wear Foxes hash gear!
When:
7.00pm meet up, 7.30pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Meet at South Entrance of Chaoyang Park
Take Line 14 or Line 3 to Chaoyang Park station
Exit at Subway station Chaoyang Park station, Exit F
朝阳公园（南门）
朝阳公园站，出口F
Who are the Beijing Foxes?
We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We roam the hutongs of Beijing and sip wine under the stars.
Hashing in China
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Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.
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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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Bike Hash #8-and-a-bit
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Beijing H3#2042: The HHH Factor
Do you have dreams of stardom? Doyou wish you could stand in front of the spot light as your millions of fans cheer you on? Then take a chance on the HHH Factor and see if you have what it takes to become the world's next musical sensation. While we can't guarantee superstardom for everyone, we can guarantee beer. So [...]
BJH3#2041 Strewth, she’ll be a bewdy
Bloody oath, Straya day has arrived. C’mon Bruce and Sheila. It’s a true blue day and you’ll have a fucken dinki-di bonzer piss-up. On Straya Day frothies are downed, schooies are gulletted, pots are necked and ponies are polished off. Crikey! The trail will be following these traditions with plenty of amber fluid to be down downed in one suck of [...]
BJH3 #2040 The Big Wang(jing) Theory
Let’s get ready to explore some Big Wang this weekend…Big WangJING that is! Join us as Blumpkin, Twincest and Loose Lips guide us through theWang’s curves and crevices, through its wet streams, and around its veiny roadways. And since a protected Wang is the best Wang, don’t forget to practice safe sex socializing by bringing a mask and your own straw (to [...]
Beijing Foxes Hash House Harriettes run no. #2
After a long winter of hibernation, it’s time for the Beijing foxes to convene once again. Ladies, let`s wrap-up warm for a wintery trail in the hutongs, top it off with a bubbly brunch! Who are the Beijing Foxes? We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We [...]
Beijing Boxer #203 Olympic Ski Hash 2022
A sad story I heard this morning! They even sent the evidence! And there`s video evidence! Time to go to ski! Save the snowmen! But, wait ! I can’t ski/ snowboard, can I still join the fun? YES! There are still lots of fun activities to do, such as: - Have a mulled wine - Picnic on the mountain - Do [...]
BJH3# 2039: Triple Hash Pre-Lockdown Pizza Queen Special
Nobody is going to read this anyways. If you do actually read it, remember the code phrase for circle: “I’m Literate”. To top off this triple hash weekend, we will be doing a fantastic(ly shitty) trail in honor of a very hashy queen. Who is that queen? Well, it’s Queen Margarita, who invented the Margarita pizza when she put decided [...]
FMH #172: A Familiar Doggie Style Hash
Awwwwoooooooooo!!! It’s that time again wolves, pups, and dogs the Wolf Moon is nigh and expectations are (not) high! Due to the ever-changing menstrual cycling of our moon goddess, FMH has gotten on cycle with Boxer. So, this weekend we have not 1, not 2, NOT EVEN 3… but FOUR hashes beginning this Friday (if you have a cycle) or [...]
Update-Beijing Boxer #203 Olympic Ski Hash 2022
Last week we went to another ski resort to do scout, in hope of finding a cheaper place and better slopes for hashers. However, the result is , we will keep it to Nanshan! Let`s do a hash Olympics in Nanshan, we will have a special trail there, and give golden medals to people who win! Come to enjoy the fun!( And save the snowman babies). But, wait ! I can’t [...]
Beijing Boxer #203 Olympic Ski Hash 2022
A sad story I heard this morning! They even sent the evidence! And there`s video evidence! Time to go to ski! Save the snowmen! But, wait ! I can’t ski/ snowboard, can I still join the fun? YES! There are still lots of fun activities to do, such as: - Have a mulled wine - Picnic on the mountain - Do [...]
Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!