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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2207：Who Even Cares?
Well hashers, after last weekend’s huge Northern Alliance party that proudly brought sweaty red dresses, full moons and full mooning, rusty bitches, scullduggery (Just Tara), hysterics (Foursome Me Down The Mountain), and questionable decisions, we’re hashing again this weekend, because apparently we don’t know when to quit.
This trail is brought to you by two extremely shitty hares. Yes, just two. Because everyone else either fled the country, pretended not to read the group chat, or is still in a ditch somewhere in Shunyi. These brave—or possibly very stupid—volunteers have thrown together a “trail” using scraps of chalk, fading memories, and parts of a run we already did a few weeks ago.
Expect hot sun, more sweat, and exactly 1.5 liters of warm beer to be shared amongst the whole pack. We blew our budget on cheap plonk last weekend, so this time it’s discount beer and cheap dinner from that a dirty little jiachangcai joint that always gets the orders wrong. Vegetarian? Gluten-free? Lactose-intolerant? Bring your own food.
As for the trail itself, we make no promises. It might go up a hill. It might go through a construction site. Don’t expect scenic views. Don’t expect cold drinks. Don’t expect to be entertained.
But this, dear hashers, is where you come in. The hares will be hopeless for sure, the beer warm, and the food flavorless – but the hash is only as shit as you make it. So dust off your trail shoes, wipe last week’s lipstick off your face, and drag your sorry ass out one more time. Bring the noise, bring the chaos, and for the love of The Almighty, bring extra beer.
Because when it’s all said and done, a terrible trail with great company beats a great trail with no one on it.
Hash cash:30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:John Wayne’s Gay Semen (walking) Tea Bag Virgin (running)
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers：
Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly
When:
2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start ；June 7th
On-after:Buddy’s for a quick cheers, then onto our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s
D’erections to meet up spot:
Side Park, 140m from Jiangtaixi Subway Station, Exit A
将台西站, 出口A
Exit Jiangtai West Subway Station through Exit A, turn left and then immediately right onto 4th ringroad, walk for about 100 meters, cross over the 4th ringroad and find Side Park according to this map.
将台西A口，四得公园在你的对面, 沿着地图标记走100m多，你就可以抵达hash的预热起点。
Address:
#9 Jiangtai West Road, Jiangtai Area, Chaoyang District
朝阳区将台西路四得公园
Restaurant:
Upcoming Hareline:
Hashers! ! ! we need hares. If you can hare on any of the dates below (or any date at all between now and December) contact one of your unfriendly HARE RAISERS: Pickle Boy, Shtupwaffel
| . | Running Hares | Walking Hares | |||
| 14-Jun-25 | 2208 | . | Singaporn Star / Bouncing Shit | Horizontal Shit Stains / Just Christine B | |
| 21-Jun-25 | 2209 | . | Singaporn Star | $5 Footlong | |
| 29-Jun-25 | sun | 2210 | Boxer on 28th | I’m Pregnant / Necro Feel Me Up | Tea Bag Virgin |
| 05-Jul-25 | 2211 | . | . | Just Aimme | |
| 12-Jul-25 | 2212 | . | . | Just Mike F | |
| 20-Jul-25 | sun | 2213 | Boxer on 19th | . | Virgin at 35 |
| 26-Jul-25 | 2214 | 20th wedding anniversary bash | Shtupwaffel / . | Banana Shoes |
Foxes Harriettes #21 AKA Rusty Bitch #3
Can you survive Khan
Rumour has it, that Mr Gengy had a fever before he kicked the bucket. The Foxes Harriettes think differently, if it wasn’t the STDs from his thousands of concubines that killed him, it was definitely alcohol poisoning! Can your liver survive longer than Mr Gengy’s liver? Join the Foxes Harriettes for our Run #21 AKA Rusty Bitch #3 where we will put your liver to the test! Can you survive Khan?
How will we survive Khan?
This year’s Rusty Bitch will include a delicious English brekkie at the Arrow Factory, the blood of Khan’s victims….(erm we mean a Bloody Mary) and five Genghis Khan inspired cocktails! To survive Khan you need to finish your brekkie as well as the Bloody Mary. After you have filled your bellies we will head to the start point where you will be treated to your first cocktail. Once you are finished with the first cocktail you need to run (or walk) about 1 km to get your next cocktail! This battle of the alcohol and liver will continue for four rounds. As if that battle isn’t enough, the only way to defeat Khan is to compete in the final stages, an epic egg ‘n’ spoon race and a terrifying sack race! Only then you will have officially defeated Khan!
The Spirits of the Khan: Step into the rugged, untamed world of Genghis Khan, where conquest and revelry go hand in hand. These bold, unapologetic cocktails channel the ferocity and grandeur of the Mongol Empire—think fiery flavors, rich golden hues, and drinks that strike with the force of a galloping horde. Sip on these concoctions and taste the legacy of the great warlord himself.
#1. Khan’s Golden Conquest (Mimosa)
A drink fit for a ruler celebrating his victories, this Mongol twist on the mimosa blends fierce apricot nectar with sparkling mead (or champagne) for a golden elixir. A splash of blood-orange juice adds a warlike hue, symbolizing the Khan’s unstoppable rise.
#2. Sunrise Over the Steppes (Tequila Sunrise)
A tribute to the vast Mongolian plains, this version of tequila layered with pomegranate spirit and orange juice. The gradient mimics the dawn breaking over the empire—beautiful yet foreboding.
#3. The Mongol’s Revenge (Tom Collins)
A deceptive drink—refreshing yet potent, like the Khan’s battle strategies. Mongolian gin, lemon, and a touch of sugar syrup for a sharp, unexpected kick.
#4. Storm of Arrows (Screwdriver)
Simple, direct, and deadly effective—just like the Khan’s famed archers. This high-octane mix combines vodka with tangy orange juice, a warrior’s dose of vitamin C, and a hint of black pepper for a battle-ready buzz.
#5. The Horde’s Farewell (Adiós Motherfucker)
A brutal, unstoppable force in a glass—this turbocharged cocktail blends multiple spirits including vodka, gin, tequila, rum and soda. One sip, and you’ll understand why empires fell before him.
Do you have what it takes to survive Khan? Cum and join us on June the 1st and put your liver to the test.
Puke is allowed but not recommended!
We need to know the numbers to let the restaurant prepare the English breakfast and Bloody Mary!
If you are not planning to do the challenge, can just show up by then as normal hash, audience are very welcomed.
Cost:
Rusty Bitch Challenger: Full English Breakfast + 1 Bloody Mary, 5x cocktails on trail, unlimited beer & water, trail, patch… 199rmb
Observer drinker: 5x cocktails, unlimited beer & water… 89rmb
Observer non-drinker: unlimited water… 10rmb
Date and Time:
Sunday, June 1st.
Challengers meet at 9:30 a.m. for breakfast and the challenge.
Location: Arrow Factory.( Near Subway station Line 10, Liangmaqiao, and Line 2, Dongzhimen)
Not only for girls, all people are invited!
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway line 2 Dongzhimen or Line 10 Liangmaqiao.
Who are the Beijing Foxes?
We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We roam the hutongs of Beijing and sip wine under the stars.
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What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
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Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!