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Beijing Full Moon H3 #209 The Colour Run
The drums of war thunder once again. Choose your colour allegiance and make war on your fellow hashers! Invoke your inner Genghis Khan and douse them, pelt them, and shower them with your favourite colour. Red, orange, blue, yellow, green, pink, or purple – the choice is yours.
Still ticked off about the time when the walkers drank all the cold beer from the cooler before you had even arrived at the beer stop? When the Front Running Bastard refused to shout On On! and you had to solve the open check by yourself? When you were pressured into drinking beer from your brand-new pair of trainers thereby ruining them?
Instead of waiting for circle to make your accusations, why not just take out all your repressed anger and righteous fury straight away on fellow hashers by dousing them in pink & blue powder?
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), The Colour Run is known as The Happiest 5K on the Planet. The Full Moon Hash, however, does things a bit differently… Cum join us as we celebrate cheap beer, mischief, degeneracy, and debauchery – putting on The Hashiest 5K+ on the Planet!
The expertly laid trail by our shitty Full Moon hares will take you through the beating heart of the city, the iconic alleyways that are the foundations of the Northern Capital – the hutongs of Beijing.
The trail will take you along the scenic Liangma River, through the historic hutong neighbourhood of Gulou, and finishing under the moonlit gaze of the Drum and Bell Towers. Embrace your inner werewolf and traverse the hutongs on all fours while taking in centuries of history.
The Full Moon in May is known as the Flower Moon due to abundance of blooming flowers. What better way to honour the Flower Moon than to throw powder at each other in all colours of the rainbow. Colour powder will be available at beer stops and circle, and games will be played between teams to see who emerges victorious, winning eternal fame and glory.
Our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has concocted two special potions inspired by the rugged northern plains of China – Whisky Peach and Gin tOn-Onic. Hashrumour has it, they are historically accurate recreations of the favoured drinks of the court of Genghis Khan… These limited edition COCKtails will be given to all hashers participating in The Colour Run.
If you’re lucky, you may even spot hutong locals donning the infamous Beijing Bikini signifying the arrival of summer, or the ever-elusive hutong weasel scurrying about (and no, that’s not a euphemism for your least favourite hasher).
Don’t forget that The Colour Run is part of The First Annual Northern Alliance Hash weekend from May 30th to June 1st. Registration for The Northern Alliance Hash will take place at Paddy’s on Friday May 30th so it’s the perfect place to pre-lube before The Colour Run.
Cum join us for a night filled with back-alley shenanigans and enough (colour) powder to make Maradona blush. Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: White clothes or haberdashery that you don’t mind getting saturated with colour powder
Hash Cash: Included in The Northern Alliance Hash package; OR 50 RMB on the day
Green Runner: Singaporn Star
Blue & Pink Walkers: Bloody Butt Precise, Silent Suck-off
Trail: Trail is A to B
Bag drop not available. Trail is dog-friendly.
Running Trail Length: 12 km
Walking Trail Length: 6 km
When: Friday, 30th May 2025
7:00 pm meet-up at Paddy’s
7:15 pm make our way to Chalk Talk location
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Paddy O’Shea’s 爱尔兰酒吧
北京市朝阳区东直门外大街28-5号
No. 28-5 Dongzhimen Waidajie, Chaoyang District, Beijing
On-after: Timekeepers at Ballhouse!
D’erections to Paddy’s:
Dongzhimen Metro Station Exit C
东直门地铁站C出口
BJH3 Run#2206 Red Dress Run 2025: Red, Wet and Reckless
Once a year, the fine tradition of dressing sensibly for trail is chucked into the nearest ditch, and we squeeze into our finest slutty scarlet frocks to run for a cause that’s dear to our well-lubricated hearts. That time is now — our annual Red Dress Run is cumming up, and this year we’re taking the madness to the woody fringes of Shunyi, where even Genghis Khan would’ve thought twice before invading.
Expect mud, sweat, and beers. Also, tulle, lace and chest hair — enough to make the Great Khan blush in his ger.
For those new to this debauchery-for-charity tradition: the Red Dress Run is a global Hash event, where hashers of all genders and questionable taste parade in ravishing red dresses to raise money for a good cause. BJH3 proudly supports the Heart 2 Heart Foundation, which provides life-saving heart surgeries for children in need from across China. So yes, that thigh-high number does make you look like a tart — or perhaps a Mongol warlord on laundry day — but it also makes you a goddamn hero.
The trail will have something for everyone: a challenging runner’s route for the brave, and a gloriously shiggy walker’s trail for those who prefer to stumble, strut and swish at a gentler pace. But be warned: this ain’t your dainty Chaoyang stroll – Shunyi is the ultimate wild west (well, wild north), and we’re about to pillage it in style.
After the trail, the party continues at our spiritual home, Paddy O’Shea’s, with a free-flow beer on-after. That’s right — free booze for all the hashers, because nothing goes better with cardio and cleavage than beer and bad decisions. Even Genghis knew: a night of conquest is best followed by a proper drink.
Virgins are not just welcome — they’re actively encouraged. Grab your roommate, your work crush, that random bunny from your gym who looks like she needs corrupting — just make sure they’re in red and ready to rumble like a Mongol on horseback. The more the messier.
So strap your junk down, tuck your bits up, and come out red, wet, and reckless. The Heart 2 Heart kids are counting on us — and you know a good cause makes you feel slightly better about your terrible life choices. The Red Dress Run isn’t just about drunkenness; it’s also about showing the world that when hashers put on dresses, we raise hell and money — with the fury of a thousand Khans.
So dig deep into your closet, and remember:
It’s not just a run.
It’s not just a party.
It’s the Beijing HHH Red Dress Run — lace up, drink up, and get ready for the most fabulous disaster since the fall of the Jin Dynasty.
Running hare: Silent Suck-Off, Lost in Sex
Walking Hare: BBP, I’m Pregnant
What: it’s an A-to-B hash, and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly
When: Sunday, 1 June . Meet at 2pm. Bus departs at 2:30pm
Where: Arrow Factory Brewing箭厂啤酒
Hash cash: RMB160 (Includes bus, patch, free flow, and h2h donation)
On after: Our hash bar: Paddy O’shea’s爱尔兰酒吧(东直门外大街店)
D’rections：
Line 17 左家庄station, then follow the map
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!