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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2205 Saturday 24 May RAMBO DAY HASH.
At 24th ,May, 1985, RAMBO II, also known as The First Blood was publicly released. The fighting spirit and masculinity became a global craze.
Do you still remember the passion and impulse?
Bring your passion, lust and masculinity. We are going through ChaoYang park where tons of girls and boys are there waiting to be impressed. This isn’t just a run/walk—it’s a celebration of passion, lust and fantasy.
Both ChaoYang Park and the restaurant are not dog friendly.
Dress Code :
Dress whatever you like in case you want to impress the girls or the boys.
If you got muscles like RAMBO, show up naked.
Walking Hare:Mike fishing
Running Hares:Loose balls, P. Diddler
Trail:A to A with bag drop at the restaurant,
Hash Cash:30Rmb for drinks, trail and circle; plus 75Rmb for dinner
When:2:30 pm meet-up, 3:00 pm start; Saturday; MAY 24；Prelube starts at 2pm.
Where: Start point: No.12 Building, TianShuiYuan BeiLi, ChaoYang District. Western Region Altay restaurant.朝阳区甜水园北里12号楼一层, 西域阿勒泰餐厅（朝阳公园店）
D’erections: Walk 500 meters south from Exit G1 or D1 of ChaoYang Park Station on Metro Line 3 or Line 14.
从地铁3号线或者14号线，朝阳公园站G1或D1出口向南走500米便是。
BOXER #239 Like a Rolling Stone (of Death)
Once upon a time you hashed so fine
Threw the hares a dime in your prime, didn’t you?
People call say ‘beware doll, you’re bound to fall’
You thought they were all kidding you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hanging out
Now you don’t talk so loud
Now you don’t seem so proud
About having to be scrounging your next Beeeeeeeer.
How does it feel, how does it feel?
To be on your own, with no direction home
Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone.
Everyone who joins hash initially is a complete unknown. A loser with no direction or purpose in life, they wander aimlessly confused and looking for hash marks without a hash name or identity.
Eventually, after thoroughly proving and committing themselves to hash, they will earn a hash name and become enshrined as a true blue hasher for all of time.
Genghis Khan, a notorious tyrant of history is said to have led to the killings of over 40 million people in his conquests of modern day Russia, China, Iraq, Korea, Eastern Europe and India. While records are murky, it is said that between 1206 and 1226 Genghis Khan likely impregnated over 1000 women in his vast array of concubines.
With all of these adventurous escapades it is interesting to wonder what Genghis Khan’s hash name would have been.
Unfortunately Genghis Khan was never fortunate enough to become a hasher, he was never able to drink a luke warm Yanjing beer and sing songs on the Boxer Bus with provocative lyrics. He never got to run around Beijing looking for chalk marks, finding himself wandering around the hutongs asking for a pin in the group chat.
If Genghis Khan had found the camaraderie of Beijing Hash perhaps he would have done a little bit less raping and pillaging and a bit more drinking and singing.
While Genghis Khan never came to Beijing Boxer Hash, you, the person reading this write-up can!
From May 30th – June 1stBeijing Hash House Harriers is hosting the first ever Northern Alliance Hash, which includes Beijing Boxer Run #239 in the mountains of Miyun.
Sign-Up for Beijing Boxer for Beer, Shitty Trails, and hopefully a bit less blood than an ancient Mongol conquest.
When:
Saturday, May 31st
5月31日星期六
Hares:
Running: I’m Pregnant, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Walking: Shtupwaffel, Septic Yank
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (Across from Paddy O` Shea`s), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at Wangjing West Exit C,…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点Pizza Hut出发，9点半望京西站C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash
（No need to Pay if already registered and paid for Northern Alliance Hash）:
200 RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Dinner
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer
-Special cocktails
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
-Rock Show at on-AfterCelestial!!
| Notes | ||
| 8.30 | Meet at Pizza Hut (Across from Paddy`s) | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast. |
| 9.00 | Bus leaves Pizza Hut | |
| 9.30 | Bus Leaves
Wangjing West ,Exit C |
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| 11.00 | Arrive at trail, hares off, chalk talk | Miyun district of Beijing |
| 11.30 | Running and hiking | Options:
Walking trail Runners trail |
| 17.00 | Circle | |
| 18.00 | Dinner | |
| 19:00 | Head back to town | |
| On after | ROCK SHOW AT CELESTIAL!!! | |
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)
必胜客东直门
朝阳区-东直门外大街27号
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆旁边(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Wangjing West Exit C
望京西C口
The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!