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BJH3#2204Hash Wedding Alert–get ready for some Shiggy & Shaggin’
This weekend, two of our finest degenerates—Doggy Nipple Liquor and Big Man Whining—are making it hash-ficial. Yes, hashers, after countless beer checks, backside checks, front-bum shenanigans, and more trail drama than a telenovela, they’re finally getting hooked, hash-style!
Expect a trail with more curves than Lulu’s tail, a circle louder than Doggy’s sessions (we’re talking karaoke here, we know what you were thinking), and a ceremony so heartwarming even the coldest beer will become warm. There will be beer (obviously), romance (possibly), public indecency (inevitably), and maybe a wedding night you’ll never unsee.
Bring your thirst, your sense of humour, and your worst behavior. This isn’t just a run—it’s a celebration of love, lust, liver abuse, and long-term bad decisions.
On-on to unholy matrimony!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
This weekend, two of our finest degenerates—Doggy Nipple Liquor and Big Man Whining—are making it hash-ficial. Yes, hashers, after countless beer checks, backside checks, front-bum shenanigans, and more trail drama than a telenovela, they’re finally getting hooked, hash-style!
Expect a trail with more curves than Lulu’s tail, a circle louder than Doggy’s sessions (we’re talking karaoke here, we know what you were thinking), and a ceremony so heartwarming even the coldest beer will become warm. There will be beer (obviously), romance (possibly), public indecency (inevitably), and maybe a wedding night you’ll never unsee.
Bring your thirst, your sense of humour, and your worst behavior. This isn’t just a run—it’s a celebration of love, lust, liver abuse, and long-term bad decisions.
On-on to unholy matrimony!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy；Shtupwaffel；Banana Shoes
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code & Haberdashery:
Hash wedding chic: yellow and white meets formal-on-top, chaos-on-the-bottom. Bonus points for veils, condoms as corsages, and anything that would make the bride and her family question all their life choices.
Your wedding outfit should include some hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail, restaurant and on-after location are all DOG-FRIENDLY
When:
Day Saturday May 17, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Buddy’s/IV Bar
D’erections to meet up spot:
Wangjing South Station, Line 14, C
从地铁14号 线望京南站, 出口C
From Exit C of Wangjing South station on Metro Line 14, walk west for about 500 meters to a crossroad, then cross the road and walk south for about 100 meters, turn left into a neighborhood and walk about 50 meters, and you will reach at the restaurant. It takes about 10 minutes in total.
向西走约500米到一个十字路口，再向南过马路走约100米，左转进小区走约50米,即到餐厅。共约10分钟
Address:
Xiaobingtuo Iron Pot Hot Pot (Jiangtai Store)
小冰坨铁锅炖(将台店)
No. 310, Gaoyuan Community, Jiangtai Road, Chaoyang District
朝阳区将台路高家园310号
Upcoming Hareline (running hares needed for 7 and 29 June!!):
| Date | Hash# | Special Event / Notes | Running Hares | Walking Hares | |
| 24-May-25 | 2205 | . | P Didler / Loose Balls | Just Mike | |
| 01-Jun-25 | 2206 | Red Dress Run/Nthn Alliance | Silent Suck-off / Lost in Sex | Bloody Butt Precise / I’m Pregnant | |
| 07-Jun-25 | 2207 | . | Necro Feel Me Up (TBC) / xxxxxxxxxxxx | John Wayne’s Gay Semen | |
| 14-Jun-25 | 2208 | . | Singaporn Star / Bouncing Shit | Horizontal Shit Stains / Just Christine B | |
| 21-Jun-25 | 2209 | . | Singaporn Star | $5 Footlong | |
| 29-Jun-25 | sun | 2210 | Boxer on 28th | I’m Pregnant / xxxxxxxxxxxx | Tea Bag Virgin |
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code & Haberdashery:
Hash wedding chic: yellow and white meets formal-on-top, chaos-on-the-bottom. Bonus points for veils, condoms as corsages, and anything that would make the bride and her family question all their life choices.
Your wedding outfit should include some hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail, restaurant and on-after location are all DOG-FRIENDLY
When:
Day Saturday May 17, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Buddy’s/IV Bar
D’erections to meet up spot:
Wangjing South Station, Line 14, C
从地铁14号 线望京南站, 出口C
From Exit C of Wangjing South station on Metro Line 14, walk west for about 500 meters to a crossroad, then cross the road and walk south for about 100 meters, turn left into a neighborhood and walk about 50 meters, and you will reach at the restaurant. It takes about 10 minutes in total.
向西走约500米到一个十字路口，再向南过马路走约100米，左转进小区走约50米,即到餐厅。共约10分钟
Address:
Xiaobingtuo Iron Pot Hot Pot (Jiangtai Store)
小冰坨铁锅炖(将台店)
No. 310, Gaoyuan Community, Jiangtai Road, Chaoyang District
朝阳区将台路高家园310号
Upcoming Hareline (running hares needed for 7 and 29 June!!):
| Date | Hash# | Special Event / Notes | Running Hares | Walking Hares | |
| 24-May-25 | 2205 | . | P Didler / Loose Balls | Just Mike | |
| 01-Jun-25 | 2206 | Red Dress Run/Nthn Alliance | Silent Suck-off / Lost in Sex | Bloody Butt Precise / I’m Pregnant | |
| 07-Jun-25 | 2207 | . | Necro Feel Me Up (TBC) / xxxxxxxxxxxx | John Wayne’s Gay Semen | |
| 14-Jun-25 | 2208 | . | Singaporn Star / Bouncing Shit | Horizontal Shit Stains / Just Christine B | |
| 21-Jun-25 | 2209 | . | Singaporn Star | $5 Footlong | |
| 29-Jun-25 | sun | 2210 | Boxer on 28th | I’m Pregnant / xxxxxxxxxxxx | Tea Bag Virgin |
BJH3 #2203 Sanctimonious Beer Hash
Take the bull by the horns, yet be cringing.
Get cracking on pulse, it’s odds-on, either blotto or faded.
To put two and two together tells less homogenization and more paradigm shift.
Desire is hot in its heels with exertion of the hashing trail.
Not so much by you join Hash as by Hash you find yourself.
No beer, it’s like water off a duck’s back.
Grind mode’ll run into rumble strips named Beer Stops.
An mortifying situation sparks effervescent pie in the sky.
Bust your ass, not pull your weight.
Yikes! in hashing element, hang in balance and nothing by a thread in beer.
Spruce up nitty-gritty of heebie-jeebie, sparingly mawkish and saccharine.
What to deep six? You call for melatonin production.
String hashers along with the sweetness and light of a complexity.
Walking Hares: Sugar Mommy, Just Anne
Running Hare: Pickle Boy
Trail: A to A with bag drop at restaurant
Hairy Hashers:Trail is dog-friendly, not at restaurant
Hash Cash: rmb30 for beer, water, trail and circle, plus rmb75 for dinner
When: 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start; Saturday; May, 10
Where: Qian Jiu Ye (Guizhou cuisine) 黔九爷 (贵州菜)
Address: Ground floor commercial space, building 1, Zhuanhe Center, Haidian District 海淀区钻河中心1号楼底商
On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course
D’erections to meet up spot:
About 420 meters away from Exit E1 of line 2 or line13 at Xizhimen subway station西直门地铁站2号线或13号线的E1北口步行约420米
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!