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BJH3#2202, Tres de Mayo: Running of the Bulls
Every May 5, American celebrate the Mexican army fighting off the forces of Napoleon III and sending the French Empire ‘s defeat in 1862 by going to Tex-Mex restaurants and drinking lots of Mexican beer and margaritas. Instead we will be celebrating the Spanish running of the bulls on May 3. Get ready to be a bull if you are a runner and scare the walkers out if their pants, or walk really fast (dare I say run?) for your life away from the bulls if you are a walker. If you get caught by the bulls, suffer the fate (of some down downs)
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Loose Balls；Pickle Boy；Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your Spanish inspired outfit with Spanish colors (red and yellow) and please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers：
Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly (restaurant as long as the dog doesn’t bark it is alright)
When:
Saturday, May 3, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Anhuaqiao, Exit D, line 8 & 12, then follow the map to the restaurant
地铁8，12号线，安华桥站D出口
Address:
圆满菜馆
Anhua Xili 1st Area, Chaoyang District (250 meters on foot from the exit D of Anhuaqiao Metro Station)
朝阳区安华西里一区(安华桥地铁站D东南口步行250米)
Upcoming Hareline:
10-May-25 (Saturday) Run #2203 – Pickle Boy, Just Anne, Sugar Mummy
17-May-25 (Saturday) Run #2204– Singaporn Star, Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes
24-May-25 (Saturday) Run #2205 – name of hare, name of hare, Just Mike F
01-June-25 (Sunday) Run #2206 – Silent Suck-off, Lost in Sex, Bloody Butt Precise, I’m Pregnant
BJH3 #2201 ANZAC Day Hash
The fighting spirit of Aussies and Kiwis is celebrated on April 26, also known as ANZAC Day.(Australia & New Zealand Army Corps). It originated in WWI when the soldiers of both countries fought and died bravely.
Aussies and Kiwis share a similar sense of humour, as can be seen below.
1. How do kiwis find sheep in long grass?
Very very nice.
2. Why do racehorses of New Zealand run so fast?
They saw what happened to the sheep.
3. What is a New Zealander’s favorite book?
50 Shades of Graze.
4. How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand?
They’ve already got cum stains before you open the package.
5. What do you call a New Zealander with multiple girlfriends?
A shepherd.
6. How do you know Jesus Christ is not an Aussie or a Kiwi?
Because they couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
7. Have you heard of an Australian kiss?
.. its like a French kiss but down under!!
8. Why do Australian and Kiwi men suffer from premature ejaculations?
Because they can’t wait to get back to the pub to tell their mates.
9. What is Australian foreplay?
You awake mum?
Walking Hare: Banana Shoes
Running Hares: John The Baptist, Pickle Boy
Trail: A to B without bag drop, with ANZAC traditional games
Hash Cash: 30rmb for drinks, games, trail and circle; plus 75 rmb for dinner
When:
2:30 pm meet-up, 3:00 pm start; Sartuday; April 26；Prelude and song practice starts at 2pm.
Where:
Start point’s address: No.45 Building, Dongdaqiao Road community
东大桥路小区45号楼
D’erections:
Walk over 500 meters north from Exit A1 of Yong An Li Station on Metro Line 1
从地铁1号线永安里站A1出口向北走500多米便是
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