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Our next run is…
BJH3#2200, Earth’s 2nd 2200-millionth Beerthday
In her early years, Mother Earth was always a sober, calm little babe.
Then, at a ripe young age of 2200 million years-old, some pre-historic hashers introduced her to the nectar of the gods…. BEER.
In that moment, Mother Earth was born again – as the original “hot mess”, binge-drinking tectonic plates and booze like no planet had ever done before. Her atmosphere quickly transformed – 21% oxygen, 100% wasted.
Now here we are, 2200 million years (and 2200 billion beers) later, in
the week of Earth Day, celebrating her 2nd 2200-millionth birthday.
And as all drunk planets would do after drinking 2200 billion beers, Ms. Earth’s gone and lost all her shit…. That’s right, all FOUR of her earthly elements have gone missing. Right here in our very own BEIJING.
This Friday evening, it’s up to us Beijing Hash House Harriers to find Mother Earth’s four earthly elements and return them to her, before some muggles cum and drink them right up!
Hare’s note: This will be the third Earth Day hash in as many years to involve a scavenger hunt on trail, searching for drinkable treats related to Earth, Air, Fire, & Water.
It’s also the 2,200th run of the Beijing Hash House Harriers!!
So cum on out and join us in the drunken adventure to save Mother Earth’s trail-tested elements!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
NO DINNER (recommend to eat before cumming to hash, or else order wai mai to the on-after bar after circle finishes)
Your Hares: Just Cheney (walking hare) Singaporn Star (running hare)
Trail:Trail is A-A with bag drop available.
Hairy Hashers：Trail is dog-friendly.
When: Friday, April 25th, 7:00pm meet up 7:30pm start
On-after: Timekeeper’s Bar (the meet up spot)
D’erections to meet up spot:
Shichihai Station, Exit A2
什刹海, 出口A2
Address:
Zhonglouwan Hutong No. 40, Dongcheng
东城区安定门街道钟楼湾胡同40号
Upcoming Hareline:
26-Apr-25 (Saturday) Run #2201 (ANZAC Day Hash) – Pickle Boy, John The Baptist, Banana Shoes
03-May-25 (Saturday) Run #2202 – Pickle Boy, Loose Balls, Septic Yank
10-May-25 (Saturday) Run #2203 – Pickle Boy, Just Anne, Sugar Mommy
17-May-24 (Saturday) Run #2204 (HASH WEDDING) – Singaporn Star, Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes
BJH3 #2199 Purple Rain Run #2 Easter Extravaganza
As we know (as we know) Jesus Christ died on the cross on April 3rd, 33 AD on what is known as Good Friday, the Following Sunday he was resurrected on what is now known as Easter.
And as we know (as we know) the iconic singer Prince died on April 21st, 2016 of an opioid overdose at his home in Paisley Park in Minnesota.
And as we know (as we know) Beijing Hash House Harriers celebrated its Run #1999 on April 10th, 2021 with the first ever Purple Rain run.
Now, 1992 Years after Jesus was resurrected, 9 years after Prince Died, and 4 years and exactly 200 Beijing Hash runs later we are bringing it all back for one crazy Easter Celebration.
Join us for beer, Prince Music, an Easter Egg hunt and more this Sunday April 20th. 4/20!
DRESS CODE: WEAR PURPLE (THAT MEANS YOU WHORE WITH NO NAME and VIRGIN AT 35)
Photos from Beijing H3 Run #1999, April 10th 2021
Hash cash:
30 rmb for beer stops and circle.
75 rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Snake Cunter, Straight to Penis
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
PURPLE OR SOMETHING PRINCE RELATED (RUN 1999 Shirts are Best)
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Sunday, April 20th 2:30pm meet up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Chaoyang Park Subway Station, Exit D1, Line 14/3
Address:
西域阿勒泰(朝阳公园店)
Xīyù ālēitài (chāoyáng gōngyuán diàn)
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!