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Beijing Full Moon H3 #208 The Hungover Pink HoneyMoon Hash
It happened again. While your trusty Full Moon Hash hares were out scouting April’s FMH trail, one too many Yanjings and Canned Cocktails were consumed. Waking up by the Ming City Wall Ruins with the mother of all hangovers the next day, the hares tried to piece together the scattered recollections of the previous night.
More than just the standard MisMan member symptoms of memory loss, this turned out to be a gaping hole in their collective memories.
Cum join the hares as they attempt to retrace their steps from the previous night of debauchery through the historic Chongwenmen area. Starting out from the lofty rooftop of Lenbach Roof, leading through traditional hutong neighbourhoods, and along the majestic Beijing Ming Dynasty City Wall Ruins, the hares will try to piece together exactly what happened.
But just what is the occasion for such an extravagant hash, you ask?
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), our very own Snake Cunter and Pukelid’s Taxivomitry had their Hash Wedding last Saturday! The HashFam came together and chipped in to pay for their honeymoon beach holiday in sunny Thailand. Nah, just kidding… All we could afford was a DiDi ride to Chongwenmen.
Following their hashy nuptials, we are celebrating both the bride and the groom and throwing them a Full Moon pink HoneyMoon.
We’ll have honeymoon themed games at the beerstop and other surprises in store!
The April Full Moon is known as the Pink Moon due to it coinciding with the arrival of spring and the blooming of pink flowers such as spring blossoms. It traditionally signifies renewal, growth, and fertility.
The Beijing Ming City Walls Park will be the perfect spot to experience the pink spring blossoms in full bloom under the Full Moon!
Cum join us this Friday, 18th of April as we attempt to recreate the notorious trail of the drunken hares. And be sure to join us for a pre-lube drink at Lenbach Roof as we toast to the happy couple.
Everyone is welcome to be part of this (were)wolfpack!
Dress Code: Wear something pink! Dress up as Alan from The Hangover with baby in tow! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Running Bachelor: Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Walking Bachelor: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to B with no bag drop available
When: Friday, 18th April 2025
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Lenbach Roof 兰巴赫旗舰店（摩方店）
北京市东城区崇文门外街道合景摩方购物中心L7-W5
M Cube Shopping Center L7
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Lenbach Roof before, or at Beersmith after
On-after: Beersmith!
D’erections to Lenbach Roof:
Chongwenmen Metro Station Exit H
崇文门地铁站H出口
Boxer #238 Shake it Off on the Great Wall
Taylor Swift, born on December 13th, 1989 was once just a young girl with a dream of sharing her music with the world. Today she is one of the biggest recording artists of all time and a global phenomenon unlike any other in history.
With 4 Album of the year Grammy awards, hundreds of millions of albums sold along with millions if not Billions of devoted fans, Taylor has time and time again proved the influence and power of her music and persona.
Taylor’s music is rooted in positivity, fun, and her own interpretation of femininity which makes her feel both authentic and relatable to many and why so many Swifties stay loyal to her through thick and thin.
After concluding the Eras tour and filling massive stadiums all around the world there is now absolutely no doubt that Taylor’s impact on culture and humanity is unstoppable.
However, when you reach the stratospheric heights as Taylor has envy, resentment, and hate are always quick to follow.
There are those that see a powerful woman succeeding and feel threatened and defensive.
They feel miserable that they are unable to truly let loose, let their hair down, and be the Fearless spirit that they so desperately aspire to.
At Boxer 238 we are going to ignore the haters and dance, hike, and drink beer until all of our jealous exes are just a Blank Space in our memories.
Hashers Assemble!
Strap on your trail shoes and prepare for an epic adventure as we take on the majestic Chenjiabao section of the Great Wall in Hebei Province! This isn’t your average Sunday jog—it’s a full-blown escapade through ancient history, breathtaking landscapes, and a touch of the divine.
The Trail: Where History Meets Hilarity
Our route takes us along a rugged, wild stretch of the Great Wall, originally constructed during the Northern Qi Dynasty (550–577 AD). Expect towering walls averaging 7.8 meters in height, with some sections reaching up to 14 meters, and a width of about 6 meters—plenty of space for our shenanigans.
Midway, the wall throws in a dramatic switchback, challenging even the most seasoned hashers. But fear not! For every uphill battle, there’s a downhill reward (and probably a beer check).
Save the Date
Mark your calendars and prepare your liver. This is one hash you won’t want to miss!
A Sneak Peek
When:
Saturday, April 19th
4月19日星期六
Hares:
Damaged Goods, Dr. Livingstone,
Shtupwaffel, Red Snatcher
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time: 8:30am meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (Across from Paddy O` Shea`s), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00ammeet at MaLianWa Exit C,…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点Pizza Hut出发，9点半马连洼站C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash:
200 RMB gets you…
–Trail and circle
-Dinner
–Around-trip bus ride
–Bottomless beer
_ Special cocktails
_ Snacks
_ Water and other drinks
| Notes | ||
| 8.30 | Meet at Pizza Hut (Across from Paddy`s) | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast. |
| 9.00 | Bus leaves Pizza Hut | |
| 9.30 | Bus Leaves MaLianWa Station,Exit C | |
| 11.00 | Arrive at trail, hares off, chalk talk | Changping district of Beijing |
| 11.30 | Running and hiking | Options: walking trail
Runners trail |
| 17.00 | Circle | |
| 18.00 | Dinner | |
| 19:00 | Head back to town | |
| On after | Our lovely hash bar Paddy`s! | |
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)
必胜客东直门
朝阳区-东直门外大街27号
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
MaLianWa Exit C,马连洼站C口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!