Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3
Our next run is…
BJH3#2198, A MATCH MADE IN HASH HEAVEN
Attention all wankers, miscreants, and mischief-makers!
This Saturday, April 12th, ditch your dignity and don your best peach or pink attire because we’re throwing a trail like no other: it’s a HASH WEDDING! 💒👰♀️🤵♂️
That’s right — love is in the air (or maybe it’s just beer fumes and sweat) as we unite two of our own in wholly unholy matrimony: Pukelid’s Taxivomitry and Snake Cunter are tying the proverbial knot the only way that makes sense — via a Hash trail!
Whether you’re chasing false trails or just chasing your next drink, this trail has it all: chaos, carnage, and commitment!
SPECIAL WEDDING MAYHEM INCLUDES:
💬 A heartfelt speech by syrupy Shtupwaffel
🎶 A musical gift from the divine pipes of John the Baptist
❤️ A Compatibility Challenge at BB1 (spoiler: beer may be involved)
🕵️♂️ A “Find the Bride/Groom” game at BB2 (yes, you may be blindfolded)
🎊 A special Circle to honor the happy couple (and roast them accordingly)
So polish your flasks, dust off your veil, and come ready to run, laugh, drink, and maybe cry a little (probably from laughter… or the beer). It’s not just a trail — it’s a celebration of Hash love, debauchery, and lifelong enabling.
BE THERE. BE PEACHY. BE PINK. BE READY TO SWEAT AND CELEBRATE.
On-on! 🍑🍻💗Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Loose Balls
Five Dollar Footlong
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear something pink or preferably peach coloured for the occasion.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, April 12th 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Paradise Walk Mall near Chang Ying Station
Address:
Meet up at ChangYing Station Exit B
BJH3#2197 Sat 5 Apr Yizhuang Hash
Spring has cum, we have Qingming holiday, we’re going to go to Yizhuang, which is a modern district.High technology IC industry and Biomedical industry, real Night City, Autonomous vehicles all over the place. Maybe Cyborgs are being born, And we have two flowery parks on the trail. Go and be soaked in the breeze.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Just Percy
Just Feya
Pickle boy
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday , date (April 5), 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
name of subway stop, Yizhuang Culture Park, Exit B1， 50m to east then 50m to south through T-junction
地铁站的名称, 亦庄文化园B1口, 向东50米，向南过丁字路口50米
Address:
Xiangcai Po(Lincoln Store)：105-1 Floor, Underground Commercial Street, Building 39, Lincoln Park C Area, Cultural Park West Road, Daxing Yizhuang Development Zone
湘菜婆·臭鳜鱼·湘菜(林肯店)：大兴区-亦庄开发区文化园西路林肯公园C区39号楼105-1层地下商业街内
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!