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Our next run is…
BJH3#2196 Boxer Recovery Day
As we know (as we know) March 30th is National Fitness Recovery Day. Though, for all those of you who made it back all scratched and dusty from the thorny trails of Fangshan (and those who did not bother to head out there) Sunday is your chance to recover in the fresh air of Beijing Wangjing. Though, come and join us on our weekly shiggy trail through the urban maze of downtown Beijing, along our beloved mixture of high rise buildings, building sites, water channels, park alleys and (yes, we also thought about this) not less than two beer stops.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy (Running hare)
Finerack (Walking hare)
Trail: Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery: Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers：
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Sunday, March 30th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Huixinxijie Beikou (Line 5), exit B
惠新西街北口地铁站， 5号线，出口B
Address:
Chengdu Sichuan Restaurant (Anhui Dongli Branch), No. 23 Xiaoying Road, Chaoyang District
最成都川菜馆（安慧东里店）， 朝阳区小营路23号
Upcoming Hareline:
Maleficient thorns & ruins – Boxer hash #237
Once upon a time, Maleficent stole the Hashers’ most precious treasure: beer! Will they find it again?
The hares (the haaares!) are taking the hashers to a dark and mysterious place, were only a co(ck)llective effort will allow them to complete the trail and get to safety, where the far-reaching thorns will not pierce them in forgotten and sacrosanct spots of their bodies (though, somebody will probably like it..) and where the rocks would not be used for similar nefarious purposes.
Once again, the hares will lead the hashers to the realm of Fangshan, where fantasies become tangible and one could get defecated on by Maleficent’s mean raven or could accidentally slip on faeces covered rocks..
Past thorns and rocks, if the hashers manage to elevate themselves to the top of the mountain, a glor – ehm, glorious arch (hole?) will be waiting for them, framing the pictures of the ones who defeated this hellish trail. All the hashers should definitely be wearing LONG PANTS unless there is someone who is into thorns (no judgement here, we accept all kinds of perversions!), so, your choice! The running trail, led by Messied Up and Eghhh, will be about 8 km long with an elevation of around 500 m. The walking trail, with Manzo and Pickle Boy at the helm, about 5 kilometers.
Hashers, prepare your gear: villains are to be slain!
Hares:
Running hares:Messied Up, Pickle Boy
Walking hares:Eghhh, Just Manzo
When:
Saturday,29th March2025
3月29号
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy’s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
OR…
9:30am meet at CiShouSi station, Exit D… also sharp!
9点Paddy‘s 出发，9点半慈寿寺D口，不见不散
What to Bring:
-Mobile phone and Power bank
-Good hiking shoes (people with flat sole shoes will be left in the cold)
-Long pants & long sleeves!
-A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor
Hash Cash:
200RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer &
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
-Hash dinner
–Itinerary:–
| Time | Agenda | Notes |
| 8:30 | Meet at Paddy’s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast |
| 9:00 | Bus leaves Paddy’s | |
| 9:30 | Bus leaves CiShouSi Station Exit D | |
| 11:00 | Arrive at trail, running hares off, chalk talk | |
| 11:15 | Running and hiking | Options: Running trail or walking trail |
| 16:00 | End of trail | Cooler with beer and snacks |
| 16:30 | Circle | |
| 17:30 | Dinner | Resto in village near end of trail |
| 19:00 | Start back to city | |
| On-after | Our beloved hash bar
Paddy’s |
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.
Sign-up link:scroll down to click “Read more”…
MEET UP:
Paddy`s
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE 2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE 10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
慈寿寺D口
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The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!