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Our next run is…
SQUID HASH 2 BJH3 #2186
November 13th 2021, a day that will live in infamy. So many hashers risked it all for a chance at a vast fortune beyond their wildest dreams only to fail and perish in the games of Squid Hash. In the end there was only one survivor, the hasher that walked away with the Grand Prize, the one and only Joy Ride Her.
Now a new set of hashers will risk their lives for a chance at 456 Billion Hash dollars (equivalent value: 2 beers at Paddy’s), while at the same time Pukelid’s Taxivomitry returns back to the games at an attempt to end the Squid Hash once and for all and end the drunken misery.
Join us for Squid Hash 2, where we’ll have games, beer, and Korean cuisine as well as some surprises that’ll knock you dead.
Hash Cash:
30 RMB (run, beer, circle), 105 RMB (run, beer, circle, dinner)
Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Pickle Boy, Just Kowei
Trail:
A-A (dog friendly route but notthe restaurant). Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
Date:
Sunday, January 19th 2025
Time:
Meet up at 1:30pm and start the run at 2:00pm SHARP!
Meetup: 春夏秋冬·比尔包车(二号店)
Beer Pocha
Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter·Bill Taxi (Store No. 2)
Address: 望京西园四区402号楼2层
On Second Floor
Ice Climbers’ SMASH HASH Boxer #235
Ready, Set, FIGHT! Get your hiking shoes on and your swords out because Beijing Boxer Hash is going to Brawl and Melee in the Ultimate Beer drinking adventure.Join us for Boxer #235 for Beer, winter trails, and more crazy characters than you could possibly pick from.
We will have a Super Smash Bros. tournament on the bus ride so get ready to Battle!
When:
Saturday, January 18th
1月19日星期六
Hares:
Silent Suckoff, Slippery When Wet, Ooh La La Fuck a Goat, Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy O` Shea`s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at WangJing West Exit C…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点Paddy O` Shea`s出发，9点半望京西C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash:
- 200RMB gets you…
- Trail and circle
- Around-trip bus ride
- Bottomless beer
- Special cocktails
- Snacks
- Water and other drinks
- Hash dinner
| Notes | ||
| 8.30 | Meet at Paddy`s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast. |
| 9.00 | Bus leaves Paddy`s | |
| 9.30 | Bus Leaves WangjingWest Station,Exit C | |
| 11.00 | Arrive at trail, hares off, chalk talk | MiYun district of Beijing |
| 11.30 | Running and hiking | Options: walking trail
Runners trail |
| 17.00 | Circle | |
| 18.00 | Dinner | |
| 19:00 | Back to town | |
| On after
|
Our lovely hash bar Paddy`s! | |
What to Bring:
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.
A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.
Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup or Camelbak.
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.
Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”
Meet Up:
Paddy O` Shea`s(on the street)
朝阳区东直门外大街28号，澳大利亚大使馆对面
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walkeast.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Second Pick-up Spot:
WangJing West Exit C
望京西C 口
Exit C, walk to the red circle spot.
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