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BJH3 #2185 Bar Iver H3 Run #2
One sunny afternoon in early December, a gaggle of drunken hashers stumbled out of the East Hotel in Lido. In high spirits from a three hour free-flow brunch celebrating a hashy birthday, they thirsted for more adventure and, more importantly, more beer.
Combining their collective nine brain cells, suggestions flowed and options were weighed. One wise suggestion stood out amongst all: let’s just stand outside 7-Eleven and drink beer! Thus, the inaugural Bar Iver H3 run was born.
What followed was an impromptu hash trail for the ages along the Ba River from convenience store to convenience store, cementing Bar Iver H3’s status in Beijing hashtory and lore.
This time we invite all of you to join us on the second ever Bar Iver H3 Run!
The trail will take you along the scenic Ba River, around the foreigner-favourite Lido area, into leafy parks, and with beer stops at northeastern Chaoyang’s finest convenience stores.
What is the Bar Iver H3, you ask? Aaaaas we know (as we know), it is a hash trail that can only occur on a hashy birthday, and needs to be along the Ba River in Beijing, with at least one beer stop at a 7-Eleven. And no, Bar Iver is not just a misspelling of Ba River…
Hash rumour has it, there even exists a secret, exclusive Bar Iver H3 hash song…
So cum join us on this hashtacular adventure through the Lido area. Everyone is welcome!
Hash Cash:
30 RMB for beer stops and circle
75 RMB for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Running Ivers:
Lost In Sex
Silent Suck-off
Walking Iver:
Bloody Butt Precise
Dress Code:
Haberdashery
Trail:
Trail is A to A with bag drop at restaurant
Trail is not dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, 11th January 2025
1:30 pm meet-up
2:00 pm start
Walking Trail:
6 km
Running Trail:
12 km
On-after:
Buddy’s! Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s
Meet Up:
餐厅：郭林家常菜(酒仙桥店)
地址：酒仙桥路27号
Name of Restaurant: Guo Lin’s home-cooked dishes (Jiu Xianqiao Store)
Address: No. 27 Jiuxianqiao Road, Chaoyang District
D’Erections to Meet Up Spot:
乘车：地铁14号线将台地铁站C出口下车，步行400米。
Metro Line 14, Jiangtai Station, Exit C. Then just along the road, cross the river and the street.
Upcoming Hareline:
Sunday, 19th January 2025 Run #2186 – Pickle Boy, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Just Kowei
Saturday, 25th January 2025 Run #2187 – Singaporn Star, Just George, Sticky Bitch
Saturday, 1st February 2025 Run #2188 – Pickle Boy
Saturday, 8th February 2025 Run #2189 – Loose Balls, P. Diddler
Sunday, 16th February 2025 Run #2190 – Pickle Boy, Marie Cumtoilet
Saturday, 22nd February 2025 Run #2191 – Just Sam
HARES DESPERATELY NEEDED. NO HARES, NO TRAIL.
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BJH3#2184, First Run 2025 AGAIN!
Greetings, fellow hashers of Beijing!
The calendar has turned a new leaf, and it’s time to dust off those running shoes and get ready to hash into the new year with your shitty hares at beautiful Chaoyang! Join us to refresh the new-year party hungover and drink more!
The Grand Hash-piration
We’re not just running; we’re hashing our way into the new year with a dash of sweat, a pinch of dirt, and a whole lot of laughter. This event is your ticket to a year of fitness, camaraderie, and the occasional faceplant in the bushes (but don’t worry, we’ve got enough alcohol to disinfect everything). Plus, we’ll have a champagne toast at the circle to celebrate our literally first hash of the year!
The Fine Print
- Dress to impress or at least to run. And don’t forget your trusty running shoes.
- Listen to your body, unless it’s telling you to skip the hash. In that case, ignore it.
- We’ve got your back (and your front, and your sides) with beers. But that’s not all! After the hash, we’ll be indulging in a spicy Sichuan feast to satisfy those post-run hunger pangs. So, come ready to run, laugh, and maybe even find a new hashing buddy.
- Running trail ~10k, walking trail ~6k
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
BMW
Pickle Boy
Doddy Nipple Liquor
Just Lulu
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Hairy Hashers：
Trail is dog-friendly
BUT the restaurant is NOT dog-friendly.
When:
Saturday, 4th Jan 2025, 1:30pm meet up; 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
D’erections to meet up spot:
天下一最成都川菜馆（新源南路店）
（左家庄地铁站东）
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!