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Our next run is…
Fake Second Run of 2025 And The Ture Last Run of 2024-BJH3#2183
Since last week was the first RUN of 2025 (THAT’S A FAKE) then naturally this is the second RUN of 2025! But that’s because hares got too drunk and miscalculated the year, so this is actually the last run of 2024!
It’s already winter in Beijing, but we’re not afraid because we have beer! So all you hashers out there, don’t be lazy bastards, get out of your beds and let hares take you to the west side of Beijing to enjoy the beauty of Yuyuantan Park!
There’s none of the hustle and bustle of the Chaoyang District here, just a quiet lake and a huge lakeside park waiting for you to wander around. The lake water here is not as dirty as the water of Liangma River, it is very clean and blue, clear to the bottom. Do you know why? Because it never allows people to swim in it!
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Since some drunken hashers have been known to jump into the water on trails, we would like to remind you that we are here to run, walk, and drink beer, not winter swim! Even if the water is clean and beautiful, don’t try to jump in and swim, or you’ll be turned into an ice sculpture or kicked out by the security guards.
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If you are lucky, you will meet cute cats here, they are very clean and free of ticks, so if you are not afraid of being bitten you can pet them.
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By the way, following the northern Chinese tradition, we had dumplings for dinner~
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Hares:
Spicy Penis, Slient Suck Off, Too hot to handle
Trail:
A-A, bag drop available in the restaurant, the trail and restaurant are not dog friendly
When:
Saturday, Dec. 28th
Meet at 13:30, start at 14:00
Meet up:
老边饺子馆（航天桥店）
Address：
西三环北路88号（航天桥东北角）
Directions：
Subway line 10 Xidiaoyutai station Exit A, 1.2km walk
地铁10号线西钓鱼台站A口出步行1.2公里
or line 6 Huayuan Qiao station Exit C, 760m walk
或6号线花园桥站C口出步行760米
Following shitty hare list 2025:
HARES DESPERATELY NEEDED FOR UPCOMING WEEKS. If we have no hares, there will be no trail.
Beijing Full Moon H3 #204 One Last Night of Regret
Hearken, hashers! A terrifying, communicable disease has been wreaking havoc on the Beijing hasher community. Known as the New Year’s Resolution, this horrible contagion turns once noble, miscreant hashers into boring, well-adjusted individuals.
Sufferers of the New Year’s Resolution may exhibit the following symptoms: take part in physical activity not involving beer, reduce their alcohol intake, and some even – shudder at the thought – abstain from alcohol completely.
This horrible disease is estimated to reach peak viral load on January 1st, with individuals slowly getting better as the month goes on.
But how can we save our fellow hashers from such a terrible fate, you ask? Fear not! The Beijing Full Moon Hash MisMan members have combined our collective four brain cells and come up with an ingenious solution – one last night of regret.
We will show the New Year’s Resolution sufferers what they’re missing out on to snap them out of their folly. One very last night of regret. A night of all-out debauchery and hashiness! Followed by a morning of questioning one’s life choices that lead you here.
Should you get another pint (or three) of Carlsberg? Definitely! Should you drink that dodgy shot the table next to you offered? Absolutely! Should you drunk dial your ex and profess your undying love? Without a doubt!
Our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has prepared a special antidote potion to cure us of this disease once and for all. Limited edition Mi-moon-sas will be provided to all afflicted hashers at this Friday’s Full Moon Hash.
This epic showdown between hashers and New Year’s Resolution sufferers will take place on the banks of the Liangmahe. The battleground of previous cataclysmic battles in hash history, including the Grand Beijing Duck Lilo Race and the Attack of the Tri-hash-alops.
Lots of Yanjing, Mi-moon-sas, and mulled wine will be provided and is just what the doctor ordered.*
So cum join us as we say farewell to 2024 and say hello to a very hashy 2025! Everyone is welcome!
*Disclaimer: never take health advice from a hasher…
Dress Code: Anything you’ve regretted purchasing, or haberdashery
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Running from Regret: Silent Suck-off
Walking from Regret: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to A with bag drop at Paddy’s
When: Friday, 27th December 2024
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Paddy O’Shea’s 爱尔兰酒吧
北京市朝阳区东直门外大街28-5号
On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Paddy’s:
Dongzhimen Metro Station Exit C
东直门地铁站C出口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!