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Our next run is…
BJ H3#2179: The Egg and Keg* Race – The Ultimate Boozy Challenge
Get ready for the race of the year. You might have taken part in a trail race, a Spartan or even the Beijing Marathon but now it’s time for the real test.
You can enter as a Team of 2 or a Team of 4
The challenge starts with a full English brunch (proteins and fuelling carbs) accompanied by a breakfast stout (vitamins and minerals), chalk talk with a coconut bellini (rich in electrolytes).
Teams will then be given a case of 12 beers (hydration) that they will carry with them during the trail.
Participants can drink these beers at any point on the trail [we recommend running a bit, drinking a bit, running a bit more and drinking the final beers near the end but every teams strategy is different and indeed some may choose to drink all their beers right away, others might even want to drink them right at the end).
There will be then one final task to finish off the race.
There’s trophies up for grabs for the winners of each category and a prize for last place.
Read carefully and sign up:
Click ‘ read more’ at bottom, OR scan below QR code.
Please get one person to sign up and pay for the entire team. This means that person will write down all the team members names and send money to Banana Shoes. You’ll also need to come up with a team name when you sign up. Eggpress yourselves.
Hash Cash:
Teams of 2 – 300 RMB – pay in advance
Teams of 4 – 500 RMB – pay in advance
[Re-read the challenge details to see what’s covered.]
Spectators – 15RMB – pay on the day
[Will include beers at the start and circle.]
Hares:
Cums 4 Seconds, John Wayne’s Gay Semen, Pickle Boy
When:
Saturday 30th November
12:30pm for challengers
13:30pm for spectators.
Chalk talk begins at 2pm
Where:
THINKA
朝阳区青年路29号院东区20号楼
D’erections
LINE 6 Qingnianlu Exit B
6号线青年路地铁站东北B出口
From the subway walk east ans cross the road Turn right and walk north along Qingnian Road for 537 metres and then make a left. Walk for about another 100 metres and THINKA will be on your right.
Trail:
A-B with bag transport
Note:
Although this is competitive the fastest teams may not actually win.
There will be a challengers trail will be 6-9K. As this is still a hash activity there will still be false trails and checks which could work against FRBs.
Upcoming Hareline:
BJH3#2178, Return of the Dump: Make Hash Great Again!
As we know (as we know), our old friend Tronald Dump was recently re-elected as the Presidick of the United Wanks of Hashing. Cum join us this Sunday to celebrate his victory, and the return of shitty policies – I mean, trails – to the Beijing hash!
PS: In honor of our Presidick-elect, Mr. Dump, we will be having BJH3’s first-ever dump scavenger hunt on trail! It’s going to be a literally SHITTY trail, we mean it!!
A wise man once said:
If you love dump, dump loves you.
If you support dump, dump supports you.
If you hate dump, dump doesn’t care.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Sticky Bitch (walking hare)
Just Manzo (running hare)
Singaporn Star (running hare)
Tronald Dump (fake news hare)
Trail:
Trail is A-A’ with bag drop at restaurant.(Circle is close to Resto, appx 169 meters away)
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly
When:
Sunday, November 24th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Dongzhimen, Exit A
东直门,出口A
Exit the subway through Exit A, walk up to Dongzhimen Bridge and turn right at the roundabout, then take a right again at the next street.Resto is on the left side, about 50 meters down the street.
Address:
Dongzhimen Street No. 11 Beijing Gui Street, Dongcheng
东扬威街 11号
Upcoming Hareline:
30-Nov-24 (Saturday) Run #2179 Egg and Keg race! – Pickle Boy, Cums4Seconds, John Wayne’s Gay Semen
07-Dec-24 (Saturday) Run #2180 HASHMAS! – Pickle Boy, Big Man Whining, Doggy Nipple Liquor
14-Dec-24 (Saturday) Run #2181 Santacon! – Necro Feel Me Up, Five Dollar Footlong
22-Dec-24 (Sunday) Run #2181 – Pickle Boy, Loose Balls, Just Abby
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