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Our next run is…
BJH3 # 2181: Santa Con
HO HO HO, it’s Santa con! Wow that special time of year is here where hashers get together and drink. There will be eggnog and beer and bars. That’s very cool. There will be a running trail for runners, Santa is known for his fitness so that will be good. We will be going to five different bars! That’s a lot of opportunities to drink for Santa. Dress as Santa to be on his nice list otherwise you will go on his naughty list and who knows what his punishment will be this year…Santa is coming to Beijing and he knows when you’ve been drinking so you better be drinking for goodness thanks. You will be responsible for your own food and your own beer so get your milk and cookies ready for a great Santa Con. You won’t want to miss it!
Hash cash:
15 RMB for circle drinks; NO DINNER
Your Hares:
Five Dollar Footlong
Just Abby
Necro Feelmeup
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is not dog-friendly
When:
December 14, 2024 Saturday. 2:00pm Turkish Feast
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Turkish Feast
亮马桥subway, exit D, then follow the map!
Address:
西庭·秀色Turkish Feast(北京新源里店)
Upcoming Hareline:
Boxer next Saturday!
City hash next Sunday!
BJH3#2180, Last Run of 2024 You Wankers
So you Wankers! Nobody reads the write up, Bla Bla Bla Bla Blaaaaa – write up! But so you know, the long expected Hashmas is finally there!
So your shitty hares have scouted or not scouted a trail nearby our Hashmas venue. This perfect prelude for our yearly feast has come. Join us on the shitty trail to get yourself ready and drunk for the grand one and only Hashmas 2024! As always, nobody reads the write up, Bla Bla Blaaaaa, the lazy Hares, bi bi biiiii, write some nonsense. Free beer for all the hashers! You’re still reading?
Register for Hashmas if you didn’t!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle. 75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy; Doggy Nipple Liqueur; Big Man Whining
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Hairy Hashers：
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not.
When:
Dec 7th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
D’erections to meet up spot:
Southeasterly 240m walk from Exit G of Gulou Dajie Subway Station (Line 2 or Line 8).鼓楼大街地铁站G口，向东南步行240米
Address:
Xianlaoman (Kung Pao Chicken Shop) No.51, Old Gulou Street, Xicheng District馅老满(宫保鸡丁店) 旧鼓楼大街51号
Upcoming Hareline:
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!